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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

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This is your reminder that a lot of public libraries actually have little summer reading programs for kids AND adults!

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Its always funny in Sillydelphia

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my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

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we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good

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Thinking about 13 Latvias again

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pianos just dont drop on ppl like they used to

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Occultists and sex workers are natural allies because we are both ideal background extras whenever a scene calls for an air of disreputable luxury.

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monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

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In case anyone wondered my opinion on AI art

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these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

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Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave

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Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

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I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

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I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’