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#we are the series

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I'm screaming.

#his little pout after matt ruins their lady and the tramp moment #we are the series #chainpun

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Tan is my favorite.

#we are the series #aou thanaboon

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They're cute, but I can't overlook the fact that they both have food in their mouths

#is it just me #we are the series

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I've gone too far down the rabbit hole.

Was no one gonna tell me that DrakeSing was a thing that happened?

The series was Slam Dance (2017) and it was not, as I expected, about a very aggressive style of dance. Instead, it's about two college faculties: dance and wrestling. I couldn't find it in English, but I did find an English fansub of just the wrestling portion. And honestly, if the dancing is as boring as the slamming, I wouldn't want to watch the full series anyways. But I do need to talk about DrakeSing.

The wrestling team tries to draw in freshman by performing a half-naked wrestling skit on stage, and then they're SURPRISED when a bunch of gay guys show up to their first practice. So since wrestling is, as we all know, a straight sport for straight guys, they decide to weed out the gays by pitting the effeminate men against everyone else in the most uneven tug-of-war match I've ever seen.

Considering they were outnumbered by more than 2-1, they held their own pretty well. It seems like a big mistake to assume they'd be bad at wrestling. But no one objects to this blatant discrimination.

So once they think they've weeded out the gay men, the first thing they make the freshmen do is this:

To be clear, he didn't trip and fall, the seniors literally told Drake to lie down full flush on top of Sing. As a team building exercise? No homo.

To keep the faculty from being shut down, they have to win a gold medal in the freshman tournament. They split the freshman into two teams to compete in a qualifying match, and Drake's team leader starts pushing them to do advanced moves right away. He's sore from practice, so Sing helps him rub some ointment on his back, and their teammates declare it the gayest thing they've ever seen. Drake is clearly bothered by this.

Anyways, Drake and Sing are bffs now, so Sing moves into Drake's dorm room and they push the beds together to practice wrestling. And, riddle me this, if wrestling is such a straight sport, why does it lead to them immediately fucking?

Drake acts like an asshole afterwards which anyone could've seen coming. Sing makes a wounded puppy face, which makes Drake public enemy #1. They end up getting into a fist fight during practice. Drake feels guilty, and Sing has to pretend he can't feel Drake staring longingly at him in the locker room.

Back in the dorm room, Drake tries to apologize to Sing, only to find out he's moved out, which OF COURSE he has, why would he stay there?

The night before the qualifiers, Sing's team leader gets Drake's team drunk. Drake leaves earlier than the rest of his team, so he's not as hungover as everyone else during the qualifiers. Drake and Sing are paired up in the qualifier, because of course they are. But Drake refuses to overtake Sing, even though he easily could. Instead, he apologizes and confesses in front of the whole team, and then they start making out on the mat.

Since Sing's team leader cheated, Drake's team wins the qualifiers by default, but Sing still gets to attend the tournament because reasons. Their faculty president tells them not to fuck too hard in the hotel.

Drake wins a gold medal at the freshman tournament. Despite this, the school board still decides to shut down the wrestling program, because they don't have enough money. Sing comes up with a quick way to earn lots of money, which is, um, this:

Sing seems very pleased to be directing this photoshoot, but not very pleased that his boyfriend is posing half naked for the camera, because double standards. But it works, they raise enough money to keep the club open and they all live happily ever after. I mean, more wrestling stuff happens after this, but I checked out already.

In conclusion, Slam Dance, from what I saw of it, was a goddamn mess, but GMMTV should bring back DrakeSing.

#gmmtv #slam dance the series #drake sattabut #sing harit

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GMMTV BL series with the most sponsors in the opening credits.

Not commenting, just making an observation.

7 sponsors: SOTUS S, Still 2gether, Fish Upon the Sky, Bad Buddy

8 sponsors: Theory of Love, Cherry Magic

10 sponsors: Vice Versa

11 sponsors: My Love Mix-Up

#canon is back time for more flirting via ink cartridges #nothing will ever beat the vice versa choco pie though #sotus s #fish upon the sky #bad buddy #theory of love #cherry magic thailand #vice versa #my love mix up thailand #still 2gether

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I just want to see Yak's reaction to Dee spending three nights in Tokyo with Dr. Tonhon.

#wandee goodday #lmao was dr tonhon an accident or inentional?🤣🤣🤣 #<< intentional and derogatory

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I've just been quietly watching Only Boo without really having anything to say, but today I decided to check out the tag on Tumblr, and I wish I hadn't, because I had no idea everyone hates Tae so much.

#only boo

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I just want to see Yak's reaction to Dee spending three nights in Tokyo with Dr. Tonhon.

#wandee goodday

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#wandee goodday #inspired by every post after today's episode sounding like the muses from hercules

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and you've made this decision for us why? someone smack this man over the head

#this man is vile

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wandee: after not seeing this man for three days, i missed him so much i drove two hours by car just to see him for a single evening (and then drove two hours back). he is the only person i feel completely at ease with, the only one i can truly be myself around, and just thinking of him makes me smile. spending time with him is what gets me through the difficult days and i can't imagine my life without him. i'm not sure if i like him though :\

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Dee: *wears yaks clothes, drives two hours in the middle of the night to go see him, goes on a family trip with him*

Dee: yeah but that doesn't mean I like him

#wandee goodday

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Ok but

Yak won't win right?

That's going to be the thing. "If I win can I have you back. Give me your first kiss if I win" and he loses

He loses and Dee does it anyways. He loses and Dee loves him anyways

#i mean it HAS to happen this way #paralleling when dee failed to hit yak in the boxing ring but yak still agreed to fake date him #wandee goodday

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dee saying to yak “it’s very clear that you’ve missed me and because i am so generous i came to see you.” after making a four hour round trip drive on a work night for a hug and a kiss is peak clownery.

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Sure, pretend you don't know down to the second how long you've been together.

#wandee goodday

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The most unrealistic thing about episode 1 was Fourth getting no chocolates on Valentine's Day.

#my love mix up #my love mix up thailand #fourth nattawat