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He's getting put in the microwave today

#NOOOOOOOO #Him is NOT fireproof 😔

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Austria: ‘Papa’.

Young Italy: Mama.

Austria: No, say ‘Papa’.

Young Italy: Mama!

Austria: What the fuck?! PAPA!

Young Italy: What the fuck.

Austria:

Austria: Oh no…

Hungary, entering the house: I’m home! What are you two up to?

Young Italy: WHAT THE FUCK!

Hungary:

Hungary: Who taught you that?

Young Italy: Papa!

Austria:

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the vargas fam are singlehandledly the most horrible bisexuals ever

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Ludwig, you poor, sweet baby

#bro smae <3 #hetalia #hws germany

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And this isn’t a hunch or generally know the location I mean getting it first try knows EXACTLY where it is immediately finding it no hints no one to lead them to it they know by heart

#whoever said russia was tweakin fr

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Petition to start calling huge fanom content that left a cultural impact on the fandom as a whole and is thought of in a similar way that canon is, canonical fanon

#or fanonical canon #whatever floats your boat #hetalia #aph #hws #fandom #hetalia fandom

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what is it about the America/South Italy/Lithuania tag on ao3 that beckons for so much mpreg

I’d mind my business but when literally 4 out of 7 works on ao3 have it I’m like— wha? Why?

#OMG LITERALLY LIKE-

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the squishies

#YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES #YES #HOOOOOOOOO #THEM <3 #FROTHING AT THE MOUTH HERE THANK YOU #fluffy #also #Yes I know Feli sleeps naked in canon #<---- He does?

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(x) what the actual fuck

#WHAT ARE THESE FUCKERS

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#the poll is closed now but def bc he grinds his teeth in his sleep #just like me <3

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This is the last of the mermaid stuff I promise

#she is beauty she is grace

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It is complete and utter BULLSHIT that I have to make the fandom content I want to have in the fandom. Like why doesn't it go into the ether and someone ELSE makes it. Wtf

#hetalia #hws #aph #hetalia fandom #fandom #fandom struggles #it's not even important that I don't even know what I want that content to be. #literally irrelevant #but why can't someone else make it happen

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America: What are you talking about? Keep the money.

Lithuania: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.

Romano: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.

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LISTEN TO MY AU, BOY. zomggg check it out okay dish is mai hetalia middle school au ^_^ hope u like how half these draws are literally over two years old but i spliced in like two new images rodf. OKAY ANYWAYS THO. so in this au everyones a 7th or 8th grade because i love violence

- Germany - be careful who you call ugly in middleschool to da max. do not ask him if hes in republican club HES HAD IT HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK "SHARP" HES NOT A CONSERVATIVE STOP IT GUYS YOURE SO MEAN!!1!1!1!!! total A plus student yada yada u know him he also tried to run for student council president and actually won because his competator was england and everyone got their asses up to vote purely because they all agreed theyd fucking had it with englands bullshit but then the school was like wtf u know only 8th graders can be student president but england literally got one vote (from himself) so they have put the entire student body indefinately on hold since stopping people from making pancakes in the boys restroom is a higher priority rn

- Germany - be careful who you call ugly in middleschool to da max. do not ask him if hes in republican club HES HAD IT HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK "SHARP" HES NOT A CONSERVATIVE STOP IT GUYS YOURE SO MEAN!!1!1!1!!! total A plus student yada yada u know him he also tried to run for student council president and actually won because his competator was england and everyone got their asses up to vote purely because they all agreed theyd fucking had it with englands bullshit but then the school was like wtf u know only 8th graders can be student president but england literally got one vote (from himself) so they have put the entire student body indefinately on hold since stopping people from making pancakes in the boys restroom is a higher priority rn

- Germany - be careful who you call ugly in middleschool to da max. do not ask him if hes in republican club HES HAD IT HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK "SHARP" HES NOT A CONSERVATIVE STOP IT GUYS YOURE SO MEAN!!1!1!1!!! total A plus student yada yada u know him he also tried to run for student council president and actually won because his competator was england and everyone got their asses up to vote purely because they all agreed theyd fucking had it with englands bullshit but then the school was like wtf u know only 8th graders can be student president but england literally got one vote (from himself) so they have put the entire student body indefinately on hold since stopping people from making pancakes in the boys restroom is a higher priority rn

- Italy - Fucking Idiot. Besties with germany since forever cuz germany was/is autistic asf so he had mad trouble talking to people without sounding aggressive and italy is a fucking idiot who does not give a single shit. they bonded over germany being so fucking disgusted by italy eating grass and glue at lunch that he'd share half of his own lunch wif him and then told that his lunch tasted like his grandmas dentures <3 love wins. been in a friend group wif germany and japan since elementary school teehee!!!!

- Romano - twin brother (yes theyre twins here but romano is still older by matsuno rules) o' italy yeah romano already acts like hes 12 in canon theres nothin else to add

- America - unfortunately cursed with brother of england disease (god bless his soul) motherfucker also already acts like hes 12 in canon tf why do all these characters already act this way. okay but fr tho hes chill hes cool hes a weeb asf tho but pretty close to japan since they bond after school cuz america and englands parents drive china and japan home with them since china and japan's parents are too busy with work so china and japan just hang out at their house. Japan's forced to be apart of englands band but always ends up hanging out with america (because he actually has fun with him) despite how england keeps trying to say america cant hang out with them because hes a 7th grader

8th graders

- Japan - Straight A student as always but hes also the gateway for all the weeaboo infections at school. he introduced america to nico nico douga and hasnt recovered since. he tried to make takoyaki in the school restrooms once because he wanted everyone people to hopefully like them and stop making fun of him for loving balls (world peace will be achieved if i EVERYONE loves balls not just me) but unfortunately everyone kept buying only the pancakes :(((((( older cousin is china (they live in the same house basically tho cuz family lives close together n all). japans in 8th grade with him because he skipped a grade lol yeah japans 12 just like germany and italy

- England - Lead singer of his rock band "The Brapples" (fucking stupid ass name based off the beatles). its an after school garage band consisting of him, japan, and china but they dont even make any music they just hang out bc its hard to do punk songs with a keyboard on classic piano mode and a violin. He acts like hes a big punk rebel cool boy and all and wears cool jackets but hes actually a good two shoes snitch who is the only hall monitor at school because nobody wants to work wif him rodf. literally a fucking menace will rat out anybody instantly unless you bribe him and then he snitches on you for bribing. he tried to go for student council president but literally everybody agrees hes so fucking obnoxious fuck this bitch fr. dont get me wrong tho i luv england rodf hes the kid who everyone fucking hates but hes still accepted in da class friend group albiet with the role of "that friend nobody likes". the dee reynolds of the group if you will

OKAY THATS ALL THE MORE INDEPTH CHARACTERS IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IM STILL NURTURING EVERYONE ELSE INDIVIDUALLY but also some extra general info:

- 7th and 8th graders have mixed P.E. together and everyone has last block P.E. yayyy everyones together!1!!1

- 7th and 8th graders also have mixed lunch together but 6th graders have their own seperate lunch

- prussia spain and france are the mfs who make pancakes in the school restroom

- japan draws ship doujins of germany x italy for cash (all his art looks like the classic how to draw manga books) he sells his doujins for a dollar and everyones thinking theyre getting a little stale but have faith okay americas helping him with his next one to bring new concepts!1!1!1! italy thinks its funnie and likes being drawn hot asf and germany acts scandalized but goes "BUT- WELL WHO AM I TO DISCOURAGE YOU FROM PURSUING THE ARTS.......... and uhm. as the subject matter i should see how youre portraying me as well so you got any spare copies-"

- germany has a secret crush on italy fr and italy doesnt have a crush but does want to marry and travel the world with germany and live with him forever. he doesnt think thats a crush

- they all use human names within the au rodf but for this info post i use country names since thats easier to keep track of

#OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG #i love this au sm #this is cute asl #this is funny asl #i could kiss you on the mouth for bringing this to fruition

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It's out!! Elections for the hetalia ship with most t4t swag is open💫

#hetalia #transtalia

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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America: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Russia: What- how? America : You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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