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slumber (with hermione’s two gingers)

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That bit of Deathly Hallows where Draco is missing and Voldemort immediately assumes he ran off to befriend Harry and when Lucius tries to insist Draco wouldn't do that Voldemort's just basically like "lol ok u tell yourself that buddy but I'm not buying it" just absolutely sends me.

Voldemort was really out there in canon like 'i don't believe in love except for whatever it is that harry potter and draco malfoy have going on because wow. even i can't deny that.'

Like look at this. this is wild. And the best part is HE'S RIGHT. Draco did in fact run off to find Harry Potter. And then becomes absolutely hysterical and completely loses his composure when faced with the fact that Harry might get hurt.

#wild shit

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“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall

(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)

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A sunny morning moment with sleepy dad potter & albus?

The ref: breakfast for two by Vladimir volgov! ⬇️ found this on Pinterest and thought it was cute

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harry and luna having matching costumes for every halloween since they were like 2 and 3

that's it, that's the post.

#the best friends ever #this happens in canon too btw they start matching costumes as adults and never stop

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Madame Pomfrey: All done, Mister Malfoy, your arm should be fine now. Malfoy:

#he would be the most toxic ass drama storytime youtuber ever #all his followers know hes the problem and hes talking out his own arse but its so entertaining #like watching a train accident

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all the heavy lifting

also on ao3!

Ron has never been a particularly light sleeper but the thud that just came from downstairs was loud enough to wake him and keep him awake. He glances briefly at Harry – still asleep and curled around a pillow – and then slips out of bed and goes investigating.

The light in the living room is bright and glaring and he rubs at his eyes until they adjust. Hermione is on the couch, hunched over a pile of papers and books, notes and printouts with her hair messily clipped up with strands falling away. She’s covered in a blanket that’s fallen halfway off her. She’s spinning a pen.

He walks over to her quietly. He drags his hands over her shoulders to her arms and back. She flinches at first – he must have startled her – but when she catches a glimpse of him her shoulders slump. He applies pressure, digs his thumbs into the bottom of her neck. She groans and her head falls back.

“What are you doing up?” she whispers, leaning her neck this way and back giving him more access. He leans down to kiss her shoulder.

“Heard a thud from upstairs,” he says, taking out her hair clip and gently dragging his fingers over her scalp. Her eyes close and she sighs. “Was worried your head exploded from all the studying…”

“Oh,” she breathes out. “It was… I dropped a book. I was sure I had silencing charms on…”

She reaches for her wand and mutters a Finite, but nothing happens. She curses.

“Aaaand that’s a sign for you to go to sleep,” Ron whispers into her ear. He kisses her cheek and just as he is about to lean further to catch her hands and pull her up, he feels hands sneaking under his T-shirt. He slumps forward as Harry hugs him from behind.

“You’re not in bed,” Harry murmurs blearily. “Neither of you.”

Harry reaches past Ron and drapes himself over Hermione’s shoulder on the side opposite Ron. He’s blinking slowly and it’s clear that he’s still seconds away from sleep.

“I’m fine, Harry,” Hermione murmurs, petting his hair. Harry nuzzles her shoulder. “You should go back to bed.”

“You should go to bed too,” Harry murmurs and takes her hands into his. He makes a weak show of trying to stand up, stumbles, and catches himself on Ron’s shoulder. The three of them manage to stay standing somehow.

Hermione looks at Ron with the clear intention of insisting on further self-torture via study materials, but he’s having none of it.

“Harry took the words out of my mouth,” he says with a shrug. She groans and drops her head to his chest.

“Merlin, why do I have to always do all the heavy lifting?” he jokes as Harry leans into his other side and Ron starts half-carrying them upstairs.

“’Cause you’re strong,” Harry murmurs and pats his chest.

“And handsome,” Hermione adds with a giggle. She catches Ron’s eye and he snorts.

“I’m strong and handsome,” Ron says and the other two hum in agreement. “And you two are dead on your feet.”

Harry shakes his head quickly. “Doesn’t change a thing.” He grabs Ron’s head and pulls it to himself to kiss his cheek and then shrugs.

“’s true.” Hermione nods decisively and right then they’re entering the bedroom.

Ron drops them both onto the bed and in a blink they’re both curled around him and under the covers.

“Our hero has saved us!” Hermione announces to the room and Harry is awake enough to laugh weakly. He pats Ron’s chest again and then, a moment later, his breathing starts to deepen.

“Thanks for getting me,” Hermione whispers and her breath tickles Ron’s neck.

“’ Course,” he mutters and presses the final kiss somewhere on her face – his eyes are closed by then already, and his brain has decided that now that both Hermione and Harry are safe next to him it’s time for sleep.

Hermione doesn’t complain though, so the kiss must not have been so misaligned. Or maybe, maybe she’s already asleep too. Ron isn’t awake long enough to wonder.

find more on my ao3 / prompt me <3

#i love this sm

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give me a ship 📮 and I’ll draw it 🙆 (any fandom)

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Oh me oh my

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The Golden Trio.

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big friends celebrating crookshanks birthday

first work with detalized bg- whoosh!

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maybe this got away from the original request a little bit, but i just couldn’t fight the idea. sorry anon i just feel that cormac so WOULD

#he is that bitch (derogatory)

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less regulus being an intellectual sad boy more regulus being the most brain-dead follower piece of shit ever. hes in a cult. a pyramid scheme. a frat. finance. he failed every humanities course he ever took because of his sheer inability to analyze anything or think for himself. all he wants is for someone to tell him what to do!!!!

#oh fuck yes

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♬  ♫  Somewhere Safe

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Some drarry sketches

Harry in Slytherin 🐍

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youtube algorithm got me thinking about quirrelmort in the year 2023

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I like that Draco is portrayed as a flirting master in fanfics when in reality he's about as smooth as a concrete floor.

#make him cringe!!!! #make him stupid!!!!!