harrylovesspaezle

[harrylovesspaezle]

while all of stede’s crew begrudgingly and eventually embraced the management style, oluwande was having a blast the whole time. umm u guys want to mutiny? what about our stories huh? yes jim I do realize he’s incompetent but we r getting paid to hang out……I do indeed want to talk about my feelings and have a talent show I was beginning to worry you’d never ask

#ofmd #i love my man #oluwande boodhari

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[world's most annoying poster, after spending six hours talking about how much they hate a certain group of people, upon being told that's mean] but why do you need my validation? why are you so self-obsessed that you think you get to have any say on my 400 page treatise about why you, specifically, should be catapulted into the sun? the mere fact that you read my description of a person exactly like you being catapulted into the sun and thought I was talking about you is telling. a true sage would know that I'm Just A Little Guy And It's My Birthday and allow my words to simply slide off them, so when you think about it it's really your fault for letting it get to you. the what-about-me effect online is honestly reaching critical levels.

[harrylovesspaezle]

I do have a lust for life but it's more of an unrequited crush

#yeah #life keeps trying to kill me and yet here i am #no idea how

[harrylovesspaezle]

please leave doug for me

#she's so beautiful #give her to me #mary bonnet #ofmd edit

[harrylovesspaezle]

i was convinced for moths it was spelled 'mateolage' so don't worry you're not the only one😭 one terrible spelling hand holding the other, we got this.

if you ever feel insecure about your ofmd fic just know that i completely misspelled matelotage in mine and only realized it a month after i posted it

#ofmd #our flag means death #spelling errors #mateolage #matelotage(??) it feels wrong it really does

[harrylovesspaezle]

sometimes “!!!!!!!!!!!” is a word

#always of course #!!!!!!!!!!

[harrylovesspaezle]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

#oh it SUCKED #the best part was band and choir but that was literally it

[harrylovesspaezle]

folks when your disability and horrid medical experiences didn't make you into a stronger and better person and actually hurt you quite a bit and will stay with you forever

#disability #physical disability

[harrylovesspaezle]

psa to able bodied people: if you see someone with a limp in public, you don’t have to ask them why they’re limping, or “what happened”. you can actually simply just mind your business.

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#neither probablu #ur too cool

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I know that fucking no one cares about this pairing but I wrote a Fang/Izzy/Ivan/Ed Closed Quad Modern Era AU. Yes, they are all boyfriends who are dating each other. If you would like to read the fic (rated E, slice of life, fluff, etc.) It is available here on ao3.

#will be reading asap #i just keep forgetting #i forgor #but i try #it's on my tbr i think

[harrylovesspaezle]

Have you ever had surgery?

#too late to vote but yes three times #three teensy tiny little heart surgeries #the 20 year anniversary of my first surgery was yesterday! happy i survived day

[harrylovesspaezle]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[harrylovesspaezle]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

#i just barely missed this era #sigh #it sounds amazing

[harrylovesspaezle]

well.. our flag did mean death then.

guess who's flag will mean death next: wbd's. bye bye to whoever decided that our show should be killed off. sharpening my knives as we speak

#i'm ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYY #ofmd #our flag means death

[harrylovesspaezle]

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#fucking hilarious #fuck ai

[harrylovesspaezle]

#big #anyone want them? #being a skinny ass person but with big boobs is so fucking annoying i CANNOT hide them #airpod build :( once more asking who wants them?? anyone?? any transfems here who want some?