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i cannot stop laughing at send no pee

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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

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i never realized the original guy answering the question in this picture was named Sisyphus. i just imagine that instead of pushing a boulder up a hill every day he is just forced to answer this question over and over

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babygirl you make me feel like i hit the juckport one trillion

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the concept of jaywalking one of the craziest inventions to me. youre just making shit up

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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Hey. (poking the sleeping old man next to me on the bus) Wake up dude. I need to tell you something. There are toxic boy moms on tiktok and they have extreme pick me energy

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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

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[You cannot stop religion from evolving.]

#wait this is in bozeman montana wtf #he must have gone here after I moved

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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

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15 years ago youtube videos were like two or three freshly graduated guys making mildly homophobic but also somewhat homoerotic comedy skits filmed in 480p on a digital camera gifted to them by god and now its all like 25 minute long videos that are like "THE DARK SIDE OF TINY TOONS"

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i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

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Beware y'all...

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many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

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