Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
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everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]
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Did you hear? They made liking evil women illegal. You can’t do that anymore.
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why would you make counterfeit tumblr screenshots
like I literally never made this post, I know nothing about Pokemon, if Bulbasaur ever saved my life it’s news to me
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To all of my fellow jobhunters: May you be the right candidate, at the right place, at the right time soon. And may that place turn out to be full of friendly people. 🌸
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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”
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“February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.”
— Lemony Snicket
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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
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I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.
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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list
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