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these tweets are holding hands

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching

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animation practice :3

i love this silly little cat boy

#queue be doo wop

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On the day of my enemies death, the last thing they will see is their precious blog turn into this

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Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#1

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

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this unlocked some memories omg

#had an old church teacher “joke” about killing all his kids before 8 so they'd get into heaven #saying he'd be fulfilling his job as parent for #''getting [his] kids into the celestial kingdom'' #as far as i know all his kids are still alive #he was just abusive in other ways #my exmormon tag

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just almost tagged a post "taylor swift for ts" if that tells you how long i've been on tumblr

#salem says #ts stands for tumblr savior #it was a browser extension specifically for blocking posts #before xkit did it and LOOOOONG before it was a built in feature #boomer voice: i used to have to scroll through tumblr uphill both ways in the dead of winter with no shoes

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My cat is so dumb. He immediately starts purring anytime I walk near him. I don't even need to do anything.

(I still give him a lil kiss between his kitty ears because he deserves it for being the most specialist boy and also because I'm not a monster.)

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

#taylor swift ///

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#palestine #what the fuck germany

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

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This is literally the core of what our fight for liberation means