if you ever invite your next door neighbor into your house for ice cream (who you thought was dead because he wasn’t breathing and had no pulse but then you did cpr on him and he popped up like a corpse rising from the dead and denied he had no pulse and wasn’t breathing for multiple minutes straight) and then this dude asks you for AN OFFICIAL INVITATION inside your home !!! run girl run that’s a vampire
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“A reader lives many lives,” James Harris said. “The person who doesn’t read lives but one. But if you’re happy just doing what you’re told and reading what other people think you should read, then don’t let me stop you. I just find it sad.”
—James Harris in The Southern Book Club's Guide To Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix
Because vampires are the original serial killers, stripped of everything that makes us human—they have no friends, no family, no roots, no children. All they have is hunger. They eat and eat but they’re never full. With this book, I wanted to pit a man freed from all responsibilities but his appetites against women whose lives are shaped by their endless responsibilities. I wanted to pit Dracula against my mom. As you’ll see, it’s not a fair fight.
— Grady Hendrix, author's note on The Southern Book Club's Guide To Slaying Vampires
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Simple twist on french nails
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Jubal Valentine looks like the sort of guy that would have listened to the sisters of mercy in his youth
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Not sure what flower is this. It looked like a rose from afar #flower
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I made this sometime ago Elton x light academia
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Yvonne De Carlo as Lily Munster.
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