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Yes

16 past peak comedy and my boy just kept adding to it

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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

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“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

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snl won’t be funny tonight because they won’t mention how memes about how a gay angel from the show supernatural went to mega hell after he told a homophobe that he loved him were how thousands if not millions of people found out about the US election results and the news about putin possibly stepping down.

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very handy

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*Click*

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Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

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this is making me CRY

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i love dodging the train draft

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it's so fucking toxic when people lift up the rock you're hiding under, exposing you to sunlight and drying out the damp earth you need to thrive -_-

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Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee!

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I think that single player video games should have cheat codes and debug consoles by default again. there's absolutely no reason cheating at single player games should be frowned upon. I can have little a cheating. as a treat

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Harbinger