suicide POSTPONED new benethan pics on the tl
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people on twitter are calling top gun not gay fellas i've never felt more afraid for my generation before. if flying phallic ass planes and standing two inches from a man and not touching and having the fucking director base it on male skin mags isn't gay then what are we doing here. you people want movies to come at you like a baby being fed applesauce.
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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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[eddie diaz voice] maybe you should go home first
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Paul Newman calling Tom Cruise “kitten” in an interview Christmas has come early to amanda marisatomay nation
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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having a three credit class turn into a one credit class on a whim and then have the same amount of work is sooooooo
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Marilyn Monroe, then Norma Jeane, photographed by Bruno Bernard, 1946.
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hate twitter sooooo much i can never exist there for longer than ten minutes. feel like my brain is being squeezed into a saw trap.
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first base is saving his child from a tsunami. second base is being yelled at in a grocery store. third base is clawing at the mud. fourth base is tasting his blood. fifth base is kissing another guy. sixth base is—
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i love being a star wars fan. yes, i spend all my free time thinking about star wars. no, i don't know anything that happens there. yes, i have very extensive knowledge on coruscant lower-level fauna. no, i don't understand the timeline but objectively it's not even my fault. of course i've read through traviss' mado'a language guide and dictionary. does anyone understand hyperlanes. don't ask me about their military ranking system or i will jump out of the window
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moon snail 🌕
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9-1-1. 7.05 You Don't Know Me
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music to wear jeans to
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