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Imagine Tim holding Brucequest over the Justice League & even Dick & Jason's heads 💀💀💀💀

Heck Tim holding the Timestream incident over Bruce's head because Tim was the only person to actually do anything to save him

((Damian gets a pass because 1. He's a KID whose cult leading gramps was involved, how about No?))

((And 2. The priority for him at the time should have been unlearning the cult teachings of the LOA))

((and also all his other siblings. Alfred too since he has a job dammit))

Tw: Violence

I love petty Tim Drake so much. He deserves to be able to hold his trauma over the people who caused it.

Jason takes the last cookie? "You might as well take me back to Titan's Tower and slit my throat again."

Dick tells Tim he needs to go to bed? "Oh. I see how it is. I thought we talked about you questioning my judgements again, but I see I was wrong."

Alfred lectures Tim about his health? "Now you're concerned about my health? You should have thought about that before putting my mental health in peril for my sixteenth birthday."

Bruce is concerned with Tim's workload? "Maybe the next time you want me to take on less work you'll write a fucking letter instead of spreading vague clues no one else believes is actually from you."

As for Damian? They exchange verbal barbs for fun and take notes from each other. It confuses the hell out of the others because do they hate each other, or are they bonding?

Steph and Tim like to get into screaming fights with each other in public. It's never about their actual fights, but they like how Gotham reacts to it (bonus points if they end up in the news).

Tim and Babs try to sabotage each other's unimportant technology. That fifth tablet Babs hardly uses? Bam! Tim's made it so it plays music whenever it's on and the music can't be turned off.

Cass and Tim just make faces at each other. Bruce has been confused as hell when one of them randomly shouts in outrage due to the other twitching their eyelids wrong.

Tim likes confusing and horrifying Duke by telling him fun facts about the family. He'll tell them in the most damning way to watch the chaos. "The scar on Jason's neck is from Bruce choosing the Joker over Jason."

And that is Tim taking it easy on the Bats because he loves and cares about them (and because it's funny).

The JL?

Red Robin terrifies all of the members who doubted him. The terror doubles when they see him happily chatting with YJ or the Bats. The version of Tim the JL gets is a scarily competent and cold persona. They thought he lost the ability to smile until Red Hood (and who let a crime lord into the Watchtower???) grabbed Red Robin a peace offering Zesti.

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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 5)(but my homeland security class once more, we had a guest speaker- it was a vibe)

Dick:“I'm sorry I keep swearing- i'm from Gotham it's how we say hello” Steph:“He impaled a bunch of people IRL” Duke:“The Vampire”?? Damian:“If someone says nothing ever came from waterboarding I would say thats incorrect” Jason:“The first time is just a new experience, but the 73rd time? it hits different"

Jason:“The amount of drugs in that shit could have killed the entire fucking country- if you kill everyone who the fuck are you going to sell to”?

Duke:“This doesn't look right for Gotham New Jersey, means you had to be doing some stupid shit to be suspicious in GOTHAM”

Tim:“Are criminals stupid? Thank god sometimes they are”

Duke:“..How did you burn it”? Cass:“With Gasoline.”

Daimian:“She's a white woman” Dick:“Of course” Steph:“Yeah frikin white women”

Jason:“I'm missing a trigger finger- they went how are you gonna fire, I can do it like this” *flips them off* Steph:“This old guy went fuck it, give me the drill, and he just drilled” Tim:“I have never respected the elderly more”

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Sigyn: I'm really worried that Loki is depressed.

Frigga: What gave you that impression? Sigyn: Today, he dressed himself in a t-shirt and sweatpants. Frigga: Oh my. Sigyn: And when I asked him what hair care products he wanted from the store he told me 'whatever is fine.' Frigga: This is a dire emergency!

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Loki stopping mid-marketplace brawl with Thor and the Warriors Four to carefully purchase an item he thinks Sigyn would like then resuming the fighting.

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We deserve more of the "Cosmic-fuck-ups", aka a trio I didn't know I need.

The Outlaws (Jason, Bizzaro, and Artmis) are part of the JL, after Jason and Bruce had a looooooong talk.

They also live in the space stations, that's how they met the titans and so on.

So one day, (Artemis and B are not on the station atm) Jason sees Donna and Kyle there, and they start to hang out (in a living-room/Kitchen fusion and they hang out in the living room area on the couch) and drink (Because Jason, the "baby" of the group, is finally 21) and they just have a good time.

Roy and Kor'i are there because they just finished a mission and see Jason having a good time with them.

They are confusing because how do they know their Jaybird, and why are they having such a good time with him? How dare they?

So they sit down in the kitchen area and just stalk them, trying to figure out their insiders (what is so funny about 11?(imagine that they went to earth-11, where the characters are gender bended))

After a while, Artmis and B came back from their mission and are joining Roy and Kor'i, and they just sulk together.

A few hours later, Diana and some of the older titans (some of Roy and Kor'is old teammates) walk by and are just confusing because, why are they looking like they plan a murder? And as if they're ready to attack?

"Roy? Kori? Are you okay guys?", Dick asked.

"Peachy."

"Not now, 'Wing."

"Artemis? What's wrong?", Diana asked her

"I'm tired, I'll go to bed. Don't worry Diana."

Artemis goes over to the cosmic fuck ups and just leans over to Jason.

"Babe, I'm tired. Do you want to take a shower with me, bring B to bed," and she leans down to his ear and starts to whispers," and then have some fun? I missed you on this mission.", and she just leaves the room because she knows Jason is going to follow her.

Of course, Jason excuses him, wishes them a good night, and follows her.

The New Outlaws : 1

The old Outlaws : -1

The Cosmic-Fuck- Ups: 0

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when he was robin, bruce could never even slightly raise his voice at jason before feeling like the biggest asshole alive because jason's eyes would get all watery and his bottom lip would tremble and he'd tug on the ends of his shirt, all while looking up at bruce. he'd give a quiet snotty sniffle that should gross bruce out but instead makes bruce's heart SHATTER.

every morning after a fight, alfred would walk into the living room to call them both to eat and he'd just see jason in his dad's lap, giggling while driving a toy car up bruce's arm with a million new toys scattered around the room. bruce sits there with his head tossed back, eyes closed, and an abandoned newspaper in his left hand (he's half asleep bc he spent the entire night ordering shit). he also has glittery stickers pasted on any area of bare skin, including his face.

i don't think jason realizes he has this power. he's just genuinely a kid who gets very emotional when an adult gets cross with him (bc hello this caretaker child would not be able to hand that). any fight with bruce or alfred, he has to fight the urge to burst into tears so hard (he doesn't wanna be a burden) that he just ends up looking heartbreakingly upset, and more like a child than bruce has ever seen him.

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Tim: ok. See you all later.

Dick: where are you going???

Tim: I'm going to visit Ives.

Bruce : have fun 😊

Tim: see ya.

Everyone: ....

Jason: so we all agree Ives doesn't really exist right?

Everyone: *noises of agreement*

Dick: I think it's my fault. I told him he should be making friends his age and then he told me about Ives. Someone he had never brought up before but apparently they had been friends for years. And when I asked why I never met him he said Ives had cancer... Just- so casually...

Steph: yeah. I think he is real. I just think he is a fish. And Everytime he dies Tim gets one that looks the exact same and names it Ives.

Jason: no loving parent would ever name their child Ives. No offense Dick.

Dick: ??? What does this have to do with me? We're talking about Tim?

Damian: I believe it is delusion from too many head injuries.

Bruce: Come on. I think Tim is completely capable of making friends.... And I think it's sweet that he still fosters the creativity to have an imaginary one.

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Jason, as Red Hood: Any last words?

Y/N, a criminal, currently being held at gunpoint: From our short time together do you think I’m unlovable? Be honest.

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Isabel: Admit it. You like my boyfriend.

Y/N: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to him? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no man ever has? Undoubtedly. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of girl who would try to steal someone else’s boyfriend? Sure, of course. But do I like him? The answer is no. You have nothing to worry about.

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[At Damian & Y/N’s wedding]

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and wi—

Jason, who is uninvited by Damian and is petty about it, so he decides to cause some chaos: HE CHEATED ON YOU!!

Damian, who has never once betrayed Y/N: WHO SAID THAT!?

Jason:

Damian: Who said that? Who said that…?

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and—

Jason: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!!

Damian: WHO SAID THAT!?!

Jason:

Damian: WHO SAID THAT SH—

Alfred, speeding up: Inowpronounceyouhusban—

Jason: HIS HAIRLINE’S RECEDING!!

Damian, taking out his katana as he finally catches sight of Jason: [screaming]

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Y/N, working as a delivery girl: Hi, sir, did you have the apple pie?

Jason: I did.

Y/N: I got a pie you could fill.

Jason: …Wait, what?

Y/N: What?

Jason: Huh?

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Y/N: Jay, we need to talk. I think this relationship has—

Jason: If you leave me, I will kill myself.

Y/N: [sighs in defeat and pats his hand]

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Batfam's favorite weird food combinations

Dick: *pours orange juice in cereal*

Bette: *cooks oatmeal with egg whites*

Cass: *puts whipped cream in soda*

Jason: *melts chocolate onto bacon*

Steph: *dusts fries with powdered sugar*

Cullen: *eats pickles with peanut butter*

Harper: *spreads the same peanut butter on a burger*

Helena: *wraps melon slices in prosciutto*

Tim: *slathers pizza in ranch*

Luke: *makes tuna salad with fruits*

Damian: *drizzles olive oil on ice cream*

Carrie: *adds chips to a PB&J*

Kate: *sprinkles sugar on tomatoes*

Duke: *buys chili with a cinnamon roll*

Barbara: *dips strawberries in balsamic vinegar*

Selina: *stirs butter into her coffee*

Bruce: *grates cheese on top of apple pie*

Alfred, offended: Who raised you all?

Alfred: *opens a can of beans with his toast*

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