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hedestroyedherimage · 6 hours
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I love you, and that means you rule me, Anna, and I will make you pay for it, even just in this. / Allow your belief in me to override the doubt you have in yourself. / We are going to hurt each other. Remember? The leash, pulling both ways?
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hedestroyedherimage · 20 hours
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Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl
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meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice
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we’re bad gods.
[ID: digital illustration of mabel martin (left) and anna limón (right) from mabel podcast. they are sitting face to face with their hands barely touching and a spark between them. behind them is sally’s house with vines spreading from anna’s side, red light shining through the door, and a labyrinth pediment. there is a crown and rabbit jumping over the moon above them and a fairy ring below them with a sound wave or heartbeat line within it. they are framed by an old-fashioned telephone cord, mirror image anatomical hearts, and daturas. a quote from the podcast lines the frame: “-of the house. It means so much to - to Sally. She loves that house more than I can ever […] It’s […] like a religion. People […] n’t - they don’t love like that anymore. […] -s there. Something created. We’re bad gods. We let all our works rot into the ground.”]
*note: i intentionally only included some parts of this, but here is the full quote from episode 7: “Please take care of the house. It means so much to – to Sally. She loves that house more than I can ever convey to you, more than anyone has a right to love anything. It’s like – like a religion. People don’t- they don’t love like that anymore. They don’t even love each other like that anymore, let alone something that just – stands there. Something created. We’re bad gods. We let all our works rot into the ground.”
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so i saw this tweet earlier
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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"
"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"
"-but you can trust me when I say-"
"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"
"I don't care for you at all."
"Well, I… oh… I love you too."
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(meeting my friend's buddy campbell) candle... great to meet. heard a lot about ya. these boys ever try to light you up?
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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)
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my boyfriend was watching me search up kubla khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge and as soon as I put in the first letter my search history revealed the full name of his high school that I had searched up two days earlier 😨
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
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[ propaganda masterpost]
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