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twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

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CLADISTICS ruined my life

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What was the point in animal planet airing those incredibly convincing fake documentaries about dragons and mermaids

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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

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Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart

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cw transphobia

obviously this is an extremely bizarre tweet that got ratioed to hell and back, but it’s also hilarious that of all the authors in the entire English literary canon, she somehow landed on Shakespeare as the epitome of cisnormative writing.

like ma’am shakespeare’s characters go on stage and announce their gender to the audience within the first few lines in nearly every play. Including…you know….the very play you reference???

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they finally end warrior cats by having all the clans battling in the same area and then just like the police in monty python the local humane society drives up and puts them all in a truck

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Cretaceous Characters - Quetzalcoatlus meets a sub-adult triceratops. Just a silly paleoart cartoon thing of mine.

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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First base is dropping a chandelier on her and second base is trapping her in a murder time loop

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I always kind of fail to do so but the true key to designing your own pokemon with an authentic feel is definitely to ruin it a little (affectionate). Like, did you draw a cool slick black and purple dark type dragon? Real proud of its color scheme and organic swooping shapes? Okay well what you’re gonna want to do now is add a very large blank yellow triangle thingy sticking out of the middle of its chest for no reason or I dunno maybe some nice big glaring grey zig zags painted right across those detailed realistic bat wings, come on do it coward

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"Ack ack ack... it's me, the Skinamarink!" - Skinamarink (2023)

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😭😭😭it's just not fucking fair all I even want in this miserable world is to be despised by around two to four hilarious criminals who can build a functioning giant robotic vehicle but automatically fail everything else 😥😥😠😭 decades on this shit hole earth and I've never even been interrupted by someone's theme song what's even the point of life 😡

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your faggotry is enchanting and your dykery beguiles

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Guys I'm crying at this interaction