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Shared on the “spoon shortage” Facebook page

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Your Average Choir Practice

“Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe! Stagger breathe!”

“You can’t breathe there!”

“You can make eight measures without breathing!”

“Blend! Blend!”

“Just the tenors!”

“Now, WITHOUT the sopranos”

“Why don’t you have a pencil?”

“Did you take a breath???”

“This is serious!”

“You can sing with a sore throat! You shouldn’t be singing from your throat anyway!”

“cresCENDO!”

"I can’t hear the altos!”

“I can’t hear the tenors!”

“I can’t hear the bass!”

“The sopranos can be a bit softer!”

“Why do you keep taking a breath there?”

“I’m going to call this concert off if you don’t get it together!”

“A little less vibrato from the sopranos!”

*claps rhythm loudly and purposefully*

“You can’t eat during choir practice!!!”

“Why isn’t your music in order?”

“PROJECT! PROJECT! PROJECT!”

“From the top!”

“From the top, but this time I won’t interrupt you!”

“From the top, but this time I PROMISE I won’t interrupt you!”

“Did you write in your music that you can’t take a breath there?" 

"No, I don’t have another copy of the music!”

“How did you lose your music already?”

“You’re not on Broadway! Don’t sing like you are!”

“BLEND! BLEND! BLEND!”

“Vowels!”

“Consonants!”

“Vowels!”

“Consonants!”

“More feeling! Pay attention to the words you’re singing!”

“You can’t write in your music with pen!!!”

“Why do you keep breathing? You don’t need to breathe in order to sing! What’s wrong with you?”

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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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That’s a major 7th; why and must I

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Grammy worthy 

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musical alphabet  >>  xanadu

I see the early glow I hear you say hello I watch the shadows fall

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theatre nerds, how many of you actually do theatre yourselves?

like or reblog or reply or smth pls

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The ocean is a friend of mine.

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i hate theater kids

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having a check-up and the doctor is hot

doctor: so what brings you to the clinic today?

me: im feeling sore

doctor: what kind of soreness?

me: i think i have a sore thrussy, can you soothe it with your MD / Medical Dick?

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Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

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How Lemonade should have ended

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Looking back at an unspeakable tragedy – and looking ahead for the communities that will never be the same.

What follows are the names of the 49 victims who died in the Pulse Nightclub Massacre. Rest in power.

Stanley Almodovar III, 23

Amanda L. Alvear, 25

Oscar A. Aracena Montero, 26

Rodolfo Ayala Ayala, 33

Antonio Davon Brown, 29

Darryl Roman Burt II, 29

Angel Candelario-Padro, 28

Juan Chavez Martinez, 25

Luis Daniel Conde, 39

Cory James Connell, 21

Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25

Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32

Simón Adrian Carrillo Fernández, 31

Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25

Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26

Peter Ommy Gonzalez Cruz, 22

Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22

Paul Terrell Henry, 41

Frank Hernandez, 27

Miguel Angel Honorato, 30

Javier Jorge Reyes, 40

Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19

Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30

Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25

Christopher Andrew Leinonen, 32

Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21

Brenda Marquez McCool, 49

Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25

Kimberly Jean Morris, 37

Akyra Monet Murray, 18

Luis Omar Ocasio Capo, 20

Geraldo A. Ortiz Jimenez, 25

Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36

Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32

Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35

Enrique L. Rios, Jr., 25

Jean Carlos Nieves Rodríguez, 27

Xavier Emmanuel Serrano-Rosado, 35

Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24

Yilmary Rodríguez Solivan, 24

Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34

Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33

Martin Benitez Torres, 33

Jonathan A. Camuy Vega, 24

Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez, 37

Luis Sergio Vielma, 22

Franky Jimmy DeJesus Velázquez, 50

Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37

Jerald Arthur Wright, 31

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2013 // 2016 Tony openings encouraging theater kids everywhere

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He walked up to me. "I like to sing in the shower. I often fart in public places. My favourite food is pizza with anchovies. But most of all I really like you" he said. I replied "erm okay, why are you telling me this??", to which he replied "well, my dear, these are the confessions of a cellist"

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

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He walked up to me. "I like to sing in the shower. I often fart in public places. My favourite food is pizza with anchovies. But most of all I really like you" he said. I replied "erm okay, why are you telling me this??", to which he replied "well, my dear, these are the confessions of a cellist"

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT