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score? zero

plexiglass? broken

Fantomas? still disappointed

#not anymore lads

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#srry jestli to už sem někdo hodil #čumblr

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This meme's ruining my fucking life

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já si nemyslím že bychom měli zakazovat sporty či hobby ale když tak koukám na ty akrobatický letce jak lítají... každej den... kurva

#a já se kurva cítím blbě za to ze si dojedu pro něco autem

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“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

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#wym this is exactly what Tumblr thinks punk is

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Jestli až Švédi prohrajou, měli by vrátit Ďáblovu bibli. Děkuji nashle.

#czechs only want one thing and it's disgusting #it's me #I'm the czechs

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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

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girl help I get motion sick from vidya gems

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tvl predstavte si kdyby se hralo s ruskem

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Jestli až Švédi prohrajou, měli by vrátit Ďablovu bibli. Děkuji nashle.

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Currently imagining european cyberpunk dystopia where football club hooligans instead swear alliegence to vtuber talent companies

#you walk into the strassbourg cathedral #it's outside is black and smooth from the acid rains and sun #inside instead of stained glass windows with mosaics of saints you find projections of various anime girls #their bossoms seem to be shaking despite being completely still images #you sit down the mass begins #at the end of each prayer you say ara ara instead of amen #after the mass you want to confess to your sins #before you get in the confession booth you are presented with a terminal where you select amount of money based on the severity of your sin #you select the amount and get in and start speaking #when you're done the high pitched automated voice of your oshi thanks you for your superconfession and provides 0 guidance #you leave the cathedral feeling lighter and get home and get back to preparing smoke bombs pyrotechnics #you are doing that because today there is a concert of your oshi you are attending #you dress in merch from head to toe and get out #at the main station there are armed policemen waiting for you #they hound you along with all your otaku brethren to your desired line of public transport #they are there for each transfer and their numbers only grow the closer you get towards the venue #it's no surprise the last concert resulted in a brawl with fans of an opposing company as the dates of their concert coincided with yours #many were injured or inhaled smoke #the property damage was also significant #as you are getting closer to your destination your brethren are starting to chant a song celebrating the ceo of your chosen company #you join them #the doors open and you and your fellow otaku rush out like a drunken flood #destroying everything in its way #tonight is gonna be a good night moe moe kyun #sorry op #idk what happened there

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Růže jsou rudé

fialky k nám nedoputovaly

#já myslela že byl za sklem #jak se tam dostaly

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help me

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Map of the 21 baldest countries in the world

#konečně jsme v něčem první a ta mapa je blbě #how do you get austria in no 16 right but mess up winner