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Yelena *talking about kate bishop*: is there any way we can get rid of her?

Nat: not without cause yelena

Yelena: i have cause…it’s because i hate her

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hela: tonight, one of you will betray us.

thena: is it me, hela?

hela: no, it’s not you.

agatha: is it me, hela?

hela: it’s not you either.

wanda: is it me, hela?

hela:

hela, mockingly: Is IT mE hela?

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kate: yelena isn’t answering her phone

eleanor: i’ll call

kate: maya and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

yelena: hello?

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natasha, banging on the door: carol! open up!

carol: well, it all started when i was a kid...

pepper: no, she meant-

wanda: let her finish.

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natasha: can i be frank with you guys?

carol: sure, but i don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

maria hill: can i still be maria hill?

maria rambeau: shh, let Frank speak.

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mantis: nebula, keep an eye on gamora today. she’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

nebula: sure, i’d love to see gamora get punched.

mantis: try again.

nebula, sighing: i will stop gamora from getting punched.

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maya *signing*: let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

kate*signing*: okay, but in my defense, yelena bet me 50 cents i couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

maya*signing*: that’s not what i wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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mj: how many kids do you have?

aunt may: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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maria hill: truth or dare?

carol: dare

maria hill: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

carol: hey natasha

natasha, blushing: yeah?

carol: could you move? I’m trying to get to maria rambeau

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yelena, texting kate: kate! help i’m being kidnapped

kate: where are you?

yelena: i’m with some strange person. in a car. help.

kate: i’ll call natasha.

natasha, answering her cell: y’ello?

kate: where’s yelena? she texted me that she was being kidnapped.

natasha: yelena? whaddya mean, she’s right next to me-

natasha:

natasha: i’ll call you back. *hangs up*

natasha: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

yelena: WHO ARE YOU?!

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carol: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

natasha: anything, honestly, but nerds especially

carol, desperately, as natasha bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

natasha: oh! B positive.

carol: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

natasha:

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sprite: i’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

sersi: i witnessed the dumb stuff.

thena: i recorded the dumb stuff.

makkari*signing*: i joined in on the dumb stuff.

ajax: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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We are all put on this earth to be a service to others and I am grateful that for some, my Cheerios ponytail and sassy sashays may have given a little light to someone somewhere, who may have needed it. To everyone whose heartfelt stories I have heard, or read I thank you for truly enriching my life.

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UNDERCOVER COPS ARE BEING CAUGHT PLANTING CARS/BRICKS, SETTING FIRES AND BREAKING STORE WINDOWS TO MAKE PROTESTS LOOK VIOLENT

DON’T BELIEVE THE MEDIA

#STAYWOKE 

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Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It's known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you're too close, you'll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

Stay safe.

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The Ballpoint Pen Art Of Patrick Onyekwere