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Lafayette : … and then as you were leaving, you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren’t suitable for “intoxacapitated” people… and then fell down them
Hercules : so i was RIGHT
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Jefferson : You only ever focus on my bad qualities, never the good ones.
Alexander : What good qualities ?
Jefferson :
Alexander :
Jefferson : ...How rich I am
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Theodosia : You never say anything romantic to me.
Philip who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you joking right now?
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A Wonderful Friendship
Washington : Hey, have you seen Jefferson and Lafayette?
Alexander : Yeah, they just heelied down the hall together holding hands.
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Madison : It's funny how you two are such good friends. Didn't he hate you at first?
Alexander : Burr hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.
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Seabury : I didn't come here to be insulted!
John : Oh? Where do you usually go?
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Washington : So? How’s Hamilton?
Jefferson : Bad news.
Washington : No…
Jefferson, steps aside to reveal Hamilton: He’s still alive.
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Eliza : He used the “p” word.
Hercules : Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Eliza : The other “p” word.
Hercules :
Hercules : Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?
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Washinton : This is no time for your shenanigans.
Alexander : It was actually just one shenanigan. Really more of a hijink.
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[During The Room Where It Happens]
Jefferson : Burr, stop lurking !
Burr : I'm not lurking, I'm standing ominously in the shadows.
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Jefferson : Listen, I don't have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.
Madison : Self-respect?
Jefferson : No. Taste.
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Peggy : I think the most disappointing cake has to be fruitcake.
Hercules : Yeah, you think that would be better...
Peggy : It doesn't add up! Fruit? Good. Cake? Great. Fruitcake? Nasty crap.
Hercules : Right? What is the recipe for fruitcake? Anything but fruit?!
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Jefferson : I really hate the concept of being overdressed.
Jefferson : If I want to wear a purple latex suit and a fur coat to the grocery store on a Tuesday afternoon, I shouldn’t be judged, I should be applauded for being so incredibly sexy.
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Washington, to Alexander : We don’t use bad words in this house.
Hercules [in the distance] : FUCK !!
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John : I’m totally going to sacrifice myself in the name of the revolution.
Alexander : Oh, and then I can hunt down your attackers and avenge your death!
John : Aw, that’s sweet.
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That's so cute !! Thank you very much😊😊
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I have an idea from this conversation (the link is below). Thanks @herculesmulligan-quotes 😊
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Peggy: [is visibly upset]
Eliza : Peggy, what happened?! I haven’t seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn’t a real country.
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