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if you stick it out long enough in hockey fandom, you, too, can hate dudes for shit that happened in 2016

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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The Batfamily, by proxy of being raised by Bruce (undercover pro, lies every other word) and Alfred (actor in another life and in possession of the world’s blankest poker face), are probably the best at just running with something (a con, a secret identity, an undercover job, etc) and acting it out 100% believably. With zero hesitation.

Someone runs up to Red Hood one night in an alley and says “pretend to be my boyfriend! please, he’s following me!” and suddenly that’s not Jason Todd, Crime Lord. That’s Todd from the upper east side, and what the fuck man? leave her alone, you’re fucking tripping!

Etc etc.

#batfam

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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

#queue delenda est

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the fact that boromir set off over 100 days of wilderness travel to find a city he wasn't sure existed to talk to people who were possibly myths about a traumatic dream vision his little brother had specifically so said little brother would not have to make the objectively dangerous journey all against the wishes of his lord father ....... only to sit there and have a little gnome man tell him that king arthur IS real because i say so!

comedy

#lotr #boromir

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men will tell you "i experimented in college" and then you don't know whether they smoked weed, kissed men, or built an 8 foot tall monster in the comfort of their dorm

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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I don’t have to make everything gay but I want to and I fucking will 

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Did you get the love I sent you telepathically?

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one day I’ll be in a pool of sunlight so engrossed in a book I forget my phone exists and it will fix me

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no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

#queue delenda est

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Bones shatter fall apart and hit the floor, if it doesn’t thrill you it doesn’t matter anymore.

#wc #firestar #scourge

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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

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I love Star Trek, I love how every time a federation ship goes into the romulan neutral zone there is also immediately a romulan ship. Like girl, what were YOU doing in the neutral zone?