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an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”

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Summer Wars, a very good movie.

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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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I'm pretty sure it is. I am "The Jews from the Synagogue of Satan", which is hardcore.

Also, am I missing the true meaning of Ankle Biters, because the only time I have heard that was in reference to small angry dogs. Didn't know the scripture had it out for Chihuahuas

tag yourself im sex perverts

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reblog for easter

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When you mad at your human for not feeding you yet, but also need to be the first to know when he gets up.

#dog

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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roses are red

violets are blue

i’m blue

da ba dee da ba die

#valentines day

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Urgent Public Health Notice

Warning: Sexual healing does not cure Chlamydia.

#valentines day #stay safe #jokes

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“So I am currently a murder investigator, moonlighting as a prostitute, moonlighting as a storekeeper, moonlighting as a slaveowner, moonlighting as a noblewoman. There’s so much moonlight here, Sokka’s going to fall in love with me.”

(via outofcontextdnd)

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in an ironic twist of fate Bernie needs the one percent

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Lots of candidates are making wild claims, without substance behind them. My problem is that they aren't crazy enough.

I want a candidate who sounds like a Roman Emperor the year before they are assassinated.

I want a candidate who will deploy troops against Atlantis.

I want a candidate whose running mate is a horse, an actual horse.

I want a candidate who will promise a chariot in every garage and lead in every glass of wine.

#politics #democrat #republican

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This stomach bug I've been fighting for the last two weeks has taught me some things. I'd like to apologize to all my Oregon Trail characters who had dysentery. I told you to walk it off, but the correct answer was to let you curl up into a tiny ball of death and rest. I understand now... I should have let you rest...

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It's like Canadian Paranormal Activity

watch the first minute or two and then skip to 10 minutes holyshit i am pissing myself