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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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ophelia..

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New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

#I'll read em but no guarantee I'll answer