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literally say anything you want about ofmd, but was there ever before a moment where viewers collectively witnessed a dude (bad bitch, sharp genius) subtly training his guy (big-hearted buffoon) on how to verbally dominate him in bed so that he could finally act out his "i'm a naughty lil kitty" fantasies. that's a category 5 rare sighting, like gotta be top 5 gay bdsm moments in a rom com show at the very least

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

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*Gays/Lesbians/Straights: Would you have sex with someone of the gender you aren't attracted to for reasons besides romantic/sexual attraction?

#yes for fun with a friend #squishing those two answers together into one situation

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i actually really enjoy folding laundry :3

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Jim: Keeping that suit is playing las maracas with the devil.

Stede: 🍸😌 Jim, I’m sorry there was only one

🌹 velvety suit ✨

You’re most welcome to borrow it 🤔🤭 Or well… look at it 😽😹💃

Jim: *silently pulls out knife*

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This post reminded me how much I adore Stede's face in the stabbing scene.

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EXCUSE ME????

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I feel like this will sound weird but genuinely my favorite part of making art is coloring in skin. I've had drawings that were intended to be flat colored become more detailed because I couldn't resist adding shading and texture to the character's skin. No other part of the drawing process feels so much like creating life in my opinion

#I'm working on a drawing rn that i hope to post later this week #but first i get to have fun playing with skin :) #2pm in the morning

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ok so some of the tags in my poll made me want to dive a little deeper. my aussie friend reads things in their own accent, but my brazilian friend who learned english as a second language from american sources reads in an american accent.

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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#I've actually been seeing a lot of forcemasc stuff escape containment recently and its incredibly fascinating to me #not like. a LOT a lot. but compared to other niche kinks; notably forcefem; this seems to be much more palatable to outsiders #I'm sure there's an interesting explanation for that but I don't think i could provide one

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

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Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

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For the top 5 asks. Top 5 Ed Teach curls, please

And number one.