hillbilly---man

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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

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laios was born to be the referee in air bud who makes the call that a dog can play basketball

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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not "I hate it here" as in "I want to leave" but "I hate it here" as in "this is a list of the 50 counties in the whole united states with the lowest life expectancy and Kentucky is 14 of them"

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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deactivated / inactive mutuals I miss u and hope you're living your best life far away from here </3

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Preview of the art thing I’m working on ❤️

#I don’t want to post too much before it’s done #but I think this turned out really nice and unfortunately the final version will be intentionally less nice-looking lol

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wow great argument! unfortunately, nuh uh

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#on it‚ boss

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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i would see a war movie set in a jcpenny honestly

#you have no idea how compelling of a sales pitch this would be for me