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love to supervise activités which im nonetheless donot understand whotsoever
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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology
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Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child
If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.
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i don’t want a job i just want to order stuff online
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it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
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painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.
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Will o the Wisp, 1888 by Lev Lerch
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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"We're telling the story of a bisexual character here, which means he is attracted to more than one gender, so we can't minimize the fact that he has been attracted to women and will continue to be attracted to women. Like, that's the whole point here. He is bisexual."
thank you oliver <3
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