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Selfiè

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😍😍😍 look how hot my wife is

Dan nicki them bobbies 👀👀

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so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

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THE WAT GRANNY DIED TODAY. I am actually really sad. I hope she passed peacefully. True legend of memes. RIP WAT GRANDMA

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not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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I taught Jackie how to punctuate.

It was Mentally taxing but tada.

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Bihhhhh come to Florida! It can be Jordanx2+Jackie.

Can't fucking wait until I can go home to Georgia and go back to my Yoga classsss

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See! I knew you'd like it!

Redwood from Pacsun smells so freaking good.

Buy this cologne gentlemen

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All these words meant nothing, and I’ve always been this heartless. We’re just having sex no I would never call it love.❤️

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You guys all think Jordan's cool but she's really a hot nerd with great music taste. @daddydoesnthavetoknow

#we've been fooled #i love her #she's the best #come to us #florida

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If you scroll through my tumblr you can easily tell when I get horny

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The weeknd used to be my ideal Fucking artist. Now it’s all about Lana.

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And loving her seems tiring💜

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