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Thanks for all the kind messages on my last post!! 

As mentioned, I’ll be keeping up with my ao3 account more, simply because I feel more motivated to write there when I do have free time. That being said, for anyone who’s following my ao3 Dabi series (the one I’m keeping up with, bc I’m mainly a Dabi whore rn), I posted a poll for readers to vote on what fic they wanted to see next

Feel free to take a vote here if you’d like (multiple votes allowed, but pls don't spam votes for one fic. You can also add in your own suggestion in "other"):

https://linkto.run/p/03QEIV5H

Link to my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/JoSkelly/pseuds/JoSkelly

#got a meeting in ten minutes with my new manager #lfg

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big psa

Hi all! For the past month or two I've been busy job searching, and I've finally been offered my dream job at a really big company. It's going to be taking up a huge amount of my time, understandably. So I won't be keeping up with this blog as much as I would like to anymore(not that I've been very active anyways)

I do intend to keep updating my archive fics, just because those are what I have the most motivation to do right now. If I ever want to post some headcanons I think of on the side, I will for sure. Not sure if I'll get to all the replies I want to, either. If you have any questions, please message me personally. Thanks for all the support up until now <3

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Ohhhh! I have one! What about a headcanon of Madara, Tobirama, Itachi, and Shisui having their five year old child walking on them and their fem s/o getting it on in the bedroom. What would they do? How would they react? And a bonus: the child is sleepy and confused trying to get on their bed because they had a bad dream or something and began climbing on the bed! 😂 I need to know what they would do. And it is good to have you back! I hope your doing fine and your fam too :)

Thank you!!! We're doing well!

Madara handles this well, even when his girl is freaking out under the sheets trying to compose herself, trying to act like Madara wasn't just rawdogging her so good that she was biting into the pillow lmaoooo. He's reasonable about it, but he's also the only one who basically DENIES his kid access to the bed—because hello?? He's not about to be cockblocked by his own kid. Madara literally takes his kid back to their room, tucks them in, then goes right back to the bedroom to finish what he started. He is going to have sex tonight and his kid's nightmares can't stop him <3 sorry kid <3 madara best dad???

Not Tobirama immediately reprimanding his girl for not "making sure the child was asleep" or "being so loud that the child woke up". Like Tobirama STFU and pls put your dick away so you can handle this properly

Ok poor Itachi. When his kid actually walks in, he's horrified/ashamed, but to his credit, he's composed enough to sort it all out and either make room for them on the bed or go tuck them back into their own. But the best part is the next day, when Itachi goes through this whole speech about what the kid may or may not have seen in the bedroom the night before, only for the kid to be like " I have no idea what you're talking about I thought you and mom were just having a tickle fight" so now Itachi is just like damn ok so much for the birds and the bees talk

Shisui hastily (and a little clumsily) tries to get the kid out of their bed, insisting that he'll "tuck them back into their own bed in a second" as he scrambles to find his clothes in the sheets. Shisui's the one who actually ends up snuggling up with his kid in their bed (although he barely fits) and soothing his child until they finally fall asleep. He'll go back to his own room and give his girl a cute little smile like c: "are you still in the mood? orrrr"

#shisui #tobirama #madara #itachi

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Me:constantly refreshes conflagration for new chapters

!!!! this makes me so happy omg aksjdhakjshd. I have so many chapters to add because I literally have so many ideas, I just try to space them out so I can work on the blog, too

tysm though it’s a series I’m really proud of and I hope I can continue to deliver <3

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Alright well I am going to ask since no one probably wouldn't..... Obito, Itachi, Shisui, Kagami in a strip club.

lmaoooOOOO

Obito doesn't fully understand how strip clubs work, so someone needs to stop him before he tries to pay every stripper that so much as blows him a kiss, because he will absolutely do it

The strippers all love him though because he's just so cute and flustered all the time. He's very easy to rile up

He's the one that quickly develops a crush on that one stripper that he simply cannot take his eyes off of and he’s such a hopeless romantic about it. He blushes like a maniac when they look his way 

Kagami looks like such a baby, he literally gets asked every time he's there if he's “even old enough to be in here”. He is highly embarrassed by it

But imagine!! All the strippers playing around with his curls!! And not him secretly loving it!!!! They adore Kagami he's just too cute. Just the dancers constantly sitting in his lap giving him affection, no charge, just all free loving for Kagami

The strippers see Itachi as a challenge. Someone needs to break him in!!

He's the hot, stoic one that all the strippers want to dance for (and probably sleep with ngl) but he's completely unaffected by their charms!!

It's not that the dancers aren't good-looking, and it's not that they're aren't putting on a good show, it's just that he's not... excited by these sort of things

You could literally be giving him the world's best lap dance and he just smiles politely and gently shoos you away

Strippers want to pay him for the lap dances. Please just let them have a turn. One of them is bound to get to him eventually, right?

Shisui is also a very sought after patron in the strip club. Of course he is! Have you seen him???

He's not a total sourpuss like Itachi, but he's by no means the life of the party

At the least, he'll do some light flirting with some of the dancers. He knows how to turn on the charm, and there's nothing wrong with sharing a few laughs while he's there, right?

He's the one who might get a little tipsy though (Itachi stops him from making bad decisions)

#itachi #kagami #shisui #obito #naruto imagines

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heyy! could you please write sfw/nsfw hcs of kakashi with an active and talkative dog lover female s/o? thank you sweet :3c

yes!!

Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi likes a talkative girl. The less he has to keep the conversation going himself, the better. Because honestly, sometimes he's a little socially awkward and doesn't know what to say. Especially pre-relationship when he's crushing on her and can't help but be a little flustered in her presence

Not Kakashi getting those soft, dreamy eyes while he just sits and listens to his energetic kween ramble on about random stuff that he knows nothing about, but loves to see her so passionate about it anyways

Kakashi loves it that she calls every single dog that she sees, regardless of the age, a “puppy”

>“Look at that puppy!!!!”

>**The dog is like 70 pounds and way bigger than her**

Very cute. He loves it

Even more cute is all the dog hair that she seems to have on her at any given time. Like, she clearly doesn't notice, but Kakashi knows when he sees her that she's been playing/cuddling with her dogs all morning when she shows up with dog hair all over her clothes lmaooo. He thinks that shit is endearing

Spending the night at her place is a treat. He gets to snuggle up with her at night, but also with the dogs. He doesn't mind waking up in the middle of the night to find that he's spooning the dog instead of her. Either way, what bliss!

The fact that she's an active/talkative dog lover probably doesn't change too much about the sexual nature of the relationship tbh

Except that she might have pillow talk for days, whereas the sex really took it all out of Kakashi (in an awesome, fantastic way) and he struggles to stay up for more than a few minutes afterwards. She should very much expect Kakashi to just.... stop responding after a while. Sorry queen. You put his ass to sleep!! Sex too good!

Imagine that some nights they just literally cannot have sex, even if they're horny as shit and SO ready to jump under the sheets, because their plans are RUINED when the dogs conveniently decide to all pile into bed with Kakashi and his girl

And of course they can't just do their business right in front of the KIDS!!!

And neither of them can deny the dogs anyways when they jump into bed for cuddles, so... 🤷 I guess no sex for them tonight

#kakashi hatake #kakashi x reader #naruto imagines

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Is Madara the type of guy who prefers getting head from a partner or does he wanna fuck? Gimme your thoughts queen

:0

A sexual relationship with Madara doesn't solely depend on what you can do to him; it very much includes what he can do to you

Part of the fun is making you cum and beg, after all, and he can't really capitalize on that when you're just giving him head. DON'T GET HIM WRONG. HE VERY MUCH LIKES THAT. There's nothing like watching you get on your knees and please him with your mouth, but it's a rare day that he's happy with just a blowjob

Sure, it’s nice just sitting back and letting you take care of him, but it’s not something he wants all the time. You’ll even find that sometimes, Madara just can’t cum when you’re giving him head because he’s simply waiting for the main event (the main event being throwing your legs over his shoulders and going to town)

Plus, he just gets to be more hands-on during sex (literally). Sure he can grab your hair or cup your face when you’re giving him a blowjob, but if he’s not literally fucking your face then it gets sort of… boring just sitting there and getting oral. When he’s actually fucking you, he can do pretty much whatever he wants, and that’s part of the fun

therefore, we conclude that Madara prefers to fuck

#and FUCK he will #madara uchiha #thots

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to-do list

I got a lot of good requests, it was hard picking a handful to write! Thanks to everyone who requested!

Madara, Tobirama, Itachi, and Shisui having their five year old child walking on them and their fem s/o getting it on in the bedroom

Zoro's S/O giving him a sexy surprise to celebrate?

sfw/nsfw hcs of kakashi with an active and talkative dog lover female s/o? thank you sweet :3c

how would the founders react seeing their baby for the first time??

Obito, Itachi, Shisui, Kagami in a strip club.

Tobirama and Madara being soft doms,

college au dabi/touya maybe you guys are fuckbuddies ;)

Vampire Dabi headcanons though >.>

Konan having a night with a civilian male, and ends up seeing him as a something besides a friend with benefits?

How will you know when Madara really loves you?

#to-do list

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box closed!!!

Forgot to close it last night, oops

Thanks for everyone who sent something in! I'll pick the requests I plan to do and make a post about it soon

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box open for new requests!

I would apologize for my inactivity but it’s basically routine at this point… but YEAH I’M STILL SORRY. My new job(s) are pretty demanding 

I also have a lot of replies, too many that I can’t get them to all ): It’s mostly a lot of anonymous ones. Honestly 100+ at this point and that’s just a little too much for me to format and post! I’ll respond to the personal ones, though!

AS USUAL, I’ll let the requests flood in, then pick a handful that really inspire me/stand out to me

YES you can send in scenarios/headcanons/whatever. Not sure I’ll be able to commit to a bunch of scenarios though

Thanks for your patience!!!

If you have any questions please direct message me instead of sending something anonymous to the inbox, especially while requests are flooding in, since it all jumbled up. I try to reply fairly quickly to DMs, so if it’s important enough, please message me there!

#and one more for the morning crowd #Still open until I close it! #probably tonight

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Can we have some more headcanons for Law? Can be sfw or nsfw I don't mind🤷‍♀️

I love this

Trafalgar Law

Law is the captain that normally has all his shit together (or at least, he appears to) but that changes quite drastically when it comes to his s/o

And Law with a pregnant s/o??? He absolutely loses his ability to function. No thoughts, head empty

I mean, it's not like he was expecting to be a father. Sorry, but Law becoming a baby daddy is absolutely an accident. If he gets you pregnant, he goes through a mid-life crisis, no joke

(Not Law looking at his kid(s) when they're older and thinking "...You were such a complete accident but that's ok because I love you")

Firstly, when you suspect that you're pregnant, Law is sort of shocked

After all... he is a doctor. He knows the risks of unprotected sex, so... he's kinda like damn. How did I let this happen?

He does not know what to do; he is not ready to raise a kid on a pirate ship, and he is most definitely not father material (at least, in his mind. Because let's be real... Law would be a good daddy)

The Polar Tang was built and stocked with all the medical supplies Law and his crew thought they could ever need... but they definitely did not think about natal supplies

Because after all, who on his ship was going to have kids??? There's probably a 'NO KIDS' rule that Law himself put into place, because there was no way he was turning the Polar Tang into a day care. His crew can mess around all they want, as long as they don't get someone knocked up and bring a bunch of little bastard kids on board

The Heart Pirates find it hilarious that Law is the one who broke his own rule

Law does not find it hilarious

Anyways—because the Polar Tang is ill-equipped to manage you during your pregnancy, Law hesitantly opts to take you ashore to a professional medical facility so you can get your check ups

But that means that the entire crew is coming along (they for some reason think they have an equal part in this pregnancy as Law does). And there's nothing like seeing an entire pirate crew + polar bear just sitting in a hospital waiting room

Of course Law is taking everything this doctor is saying with a grain of salt, and probably arguing with them the whole time (like he's not the one who decided to bring you there in the first place)

Yes Law absolutely delivers the baby. He doesn't trust any doctor but himself to do that part

The way everyone on the crew except Law cries when you give birth to the baby. They're just all so emotional!! Captain is a dad now!!! Look at his cute little baby!!

Meanwhile Law is in his own quiet, stupefied admiration. He just can't believe that he's a dad now and that the little human bean he's holding in his hands is his kid

#trafalgar law #one piece imagines #trafalgar d law x reader

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I just want some hisoka and feitan nsfw headcanons, maybe the s/o is pretty inexperienced and doesn't really know what they are doing and needs some help ;)

Feitan

This asshole

Sorry, but Feitan takes advantage of this all the way

He just thinks it’s.... too good of an opportunity to pass up. He's sadistic and he's absolutely not sorry

To be honest, you’re going to be thoroughly shell-shocked after your first time with Feitan. You probably fear your next time, ngl

You get as much preparation as you ask for. If you say nothing, you just get some nice spit as lubricant

Otherwise, you might get treated to some of Feitan's less intense, but still effective foreplay, which basically comprises endless (and normally vicious) teasing

Lots of toys and devices for sure. Feitan has a collection that he's amassed over the years

But be aware: you give up some of the leniency he might show you during the actual sex if you make him go through foreplay

Although Feitan is patient, and his sexual libido is not very high at all, he's not so patient that he can be bothered to mollycoddle you through the whole thing

He worked you up during the foreplay right? Sooo just let him fuck you now as hard/brutal as he wants and he'll call it even, okay? (:

He's deplorable. What more needs to be said?

But who knows, maybe he’s less abrasive next time around because he’s finally got the 'I got to defile the inexperienced little virgin!!!!' high out of his system. Basically, fuck Feitan at your own risk

Hisoka

Honestly? He either loves or hates an inexperienced partner

It depends on what he's in the mood for: a quick fuck, or a thorough, cathartic liaison

Sure, it’s endearing when you're awkward/curious because you don’t entirely know what you’re doing—but at some point, it gets sort of annoying

He definitely finds it more appealing if you're confident and adventurous

(That's not to say that the best part of this isn't teaching you to be confident and adventurous in the bedroom—because he would be down for that)

He spends a LOT of time fingering you. Something about slipping his long fingers inside of you and just finger fucking you to a shaking orgasm is a good way to introduce you to the night of near-unbearable pleasure he has in store, or so he thinks

"Near-unbearable" because Hisoka thinks he should show you what he's capable of the first time around so you never forget the way he made you moan and cry <3

But he really does think your "I need some help, guide me please" attitude is irresistible sometimes, especially when you give him that dumb, innocent look, just waiting for him to instruct you, waiting to be given a command

#hisoka #feitan #hxh imagines #smut

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kakuzu one night stand with some random civilian girl headcanons? like how he'd be, when he would leave, etc. theres almost no content for him and he's my fav )-':

Kakuzu

So who knows if Kakuzu even has a desire to have sex... probably not...? So this is definitely just a random thing that happens. Maybe when he's drunk? Or, probably back when he was more human and not uh... whatever he is now...

He's not cruel to the girl by any means, but he's very removed from the situation as a whole. He really just sees this girl—and by extension, their sexual liaison—as a way to put off some stress. It's completely physical, but it may feel like even less than that because of the lack of intimacy

But yeah, he's not mean to her. He's just not very cordial either. Probably doesn't even talk to her beyond "get on the bed" or "take your clothes off"

He's not gentle by any means (after all, he's not here to romance her, just fuck her) but he's not going to be purposely sadistic or crude

Does he leave in the morning? Friend, I'm sorry, but he leaves as soon as he's done

Because let's be real, he's not looking to spend the night with this girl. Sure, they could go multiple rounds if he's not satisfied yet (and if she's not exhausted) but he's not going through the motions of post-coital intimacy with her. He doesn't want to get to know her, and he doesn't want her to know him. So this isn't really a one night stand, but it's the closest you'll get with Kakuzu

#kakuzu #naruto imagines

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Could I potentially request some overhaul nsfw headcanons? Or, if that’s a little stale, some arranged marriage headcanons?

Interesting! I’ll go with arranged marriage since Overhaul’s canon war against germs makes nsfw a little difficult. (Sorry for the inactivity as usual, I'll try to answer messages in my box when I can!!)

Chisaki Kai

•First of all, this marriage is going to suck. I pity the soul who is engaged to Overhaul. It is how it is.

•It’s probably an arrangement meant to further his goals as Yakuza, so maybe you’re someone with a strong, useful quirk (since we know he’s the king of abusing other people’s quirks)

•He treats you more like a commodity rather than his spouse, or even a whole ass human being

•But considering how he regularly treats human beings, maybe you should count yourself lucky for that??

•It’s nice(?) in a twisted way, because he's overly vigilant and won’t let anything happen to you. In a way, you can rest easy knowing that you’re important to him, and therefore he can’t afford to lose you. (Although we know it’s just your quirk or status that’s important to him). But you’ll take any little sliver of affection you can get

•Like... if one of the eight precepts so much as looks at you for too long, Chisaki just 👁👁 gives em the evil eye. They’ll come to know, in time, that you’re untouchable. Chisaki doesn’t want them anywhere near you. You are off limits by all accounts—to the point that you feel a little alienated after a while

•He doesn’t even like you talking to them. If he catches you trying to make small talk to anyone else you also get the 👁👁

•Because lets be real, Chisaki isn’t keeping you away from everyone else in order to reserve time for the two of you—he just doesn’t want anyone communicating with you if it isn't him. He has a grossly possessive vibe when it comes to things he believes belong to him (and now, that includes you) even if it's not innately romantic or affectionate

•He doesn’t try to be your friend (you can be spouses but not friends, ya feel). He doesn’t make small talk with you and he doesn’t try to get to know you

•You’re probably holed up in a room most days (it’s a nice room which is somewhat redeeming??). Food is brought to you. Clothes. Books. A t.v.. Whatever you ask for, honestly. You pretty much have anything you could ever want but it still feels… lacking?

•It's weird how being married to Overhaul can make you feel like royalty AND a prisoner at the same time

•As for a wedding???? Who knows. There probably isn’t one. Just a signed document and a witness and boom you’re his now. Congratulations.

•At some point, he stop addressing you by your name when you come up in conversation, and actually says “my wife/husband/spouse”

•Which seems like it should be the reverse? But to go from thinking of you as just you, to you as his spouse, is actually a huge improvement. It’s like he actually begins to acknowledge that you two have a personal (albeit not very intimate) arrangement

•Sorry but don’t expect a fairytale romance to come out of this… Maybe there’s a chance, when he’s vulnerable and knocked off his high horse (aka post-LoV fight) that you can really connect with him. But it all depends on how you approach it (and, after the negligence he's shown up until then, if you even want to be with him anymore)

#chisaki kai #overhaul #bnha imagines #i am alive but inactive

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Hi there! Can I pls request hcs for the founders with a fem s/o who’s always physically unwell as a result of her constant stress and exhaustion, but she neglects it? e.g. constant migraines, vomiting, insomnia. Thank you so much, I hope you’re doing well!

Hashirama

•It’s been tough for you lately. Maybe your schoolwork is too much for you to handle, or maybe your job is too demanding—whatever it is, either way, Hashi notices, and hates it

•But when he voices his concern, you reply like you usually do: telling him not to worry about it, telling him it’s fine because you can handle it, like you always do

•But that’s just the thing: you can’t handle it, and Hashi sees clear evidence of that. You’re in physical pain and there seems to be nothing he can do to help. He doesn’t know how get through to you without feeling like he’s putting an extra load of pressure on you. After all, with everything you’ve got going on, the last thing you need is him hounding you about self-care and acting like your babysitter (even though he’s entirely happy to be your babysitter). He doesn’t want to be another anxiety on your long list. So he’s really at a loss

•It also doesn’t help that you seem to avoid talking about your issues, specifically because Hashirama is a talk-no-jutsu expert and can usually either help you work through your problems, or simply function as an excellent listener and shoulder to cry on

•He tries to compromise with you, tries to ask you to give yourself a break, maybe even just an hour a day. If compromising doesn’t work, Hashi actually starts to beg

•What else is he supposed to do? He’s literally watching you wither away from stress and he doesn’t know what to do about it. And lemme tell you, watching Hashi beg, possibly on the verge of tears, is absolutely heartbreaking

Tobirama

•It’s sort of hard for him to reprimand your unhealthy work ethic when he’s the exact same way. It’s a rare night when you don’t find Tobirama in his office working into the early hours of the morning. He’s a workaholic, but maybe not always to the expense of his health, like you

•He can’t blame you for overworking yourself without calling the kettle black, he can’t tell you to take a break when he certainly won’t take a break. So what to do?

•It bothers Tobirama to see you like this—running on minimum sleep, constantly in pain, and all because you refuse to help yourself. Yeah he can be a bit of an unsympathetic asshole, but it’s different when it comes to his s/o. If it were anyone else, he’d have a hard time really caring when all of these problems are easily solvable. But it’s not someone else. It’s you. And that changes the whole thing

•He’s still bitter about it though. He doesn’t know how to get through to you. His stern remarks about your health turn to scoldings, which turn to debates, which turn to heated arguments. Deep down he feels bad for losing his temper with you, but he can’t help it. Can’t you see what you’re doing to yourself??? It frustrates the hell out of him

•It definitely adds to your stress, but that’s the only way Tobirama can handle this sort of thing. If he feels you’re being stubborn about it then of course he can’t help but get mad. He’s even more mad because he feels powerless in this situation, and there’s nothing he hates more than feeling powerless. Especially when it comes to you  

Madara

• Madara is somewhere between “I understand that it’s not easy to take care of yourself all the time” and “I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself”

• Maybe your stress manifests in your temper; you and Madara get into small fights more often than usual, most of these fights resulting in tense silences for the rest of the night that neither of you enjoy, but can’t seem to work around because you don’t know how to handle your frustrations and Madara doesn’t know either

•The whole situation upsets him. Every time he sees you looking horribly exhausted or rubbing your head because of migraines, it just irks him because he knows how serious this is, but you act like you don’t

•His reasons for being upset are also a little selfish. He can’t help but notice that the more overworked you are, the less attentive you are to him. It’s not that he demands your attention every second of the day, but you’re ignoring him as much as you’re ignoring your own health, and it bothers the hell out of him

•Madara can be a judgmental guy, so it’s not surprising if you find yourself shying away from him while you’re going through this—what if he finds your vomiting and your exhaustion off-putting? What if he finds you off-putting?

•But don’t worry, he’s not thinking that way at all. He’s just worried about you, to the point that it physically hurts him when you’re in pain

#ko-fi request #madara #hashirama #tobirama

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What would dabi and hawks type be?

Hawks

•There’s not an end all be all personality that Hawks looks for honestly

•As conceited as he can be (pretends to be, really) he has a hard time swallowing that same cockiness in someone he may be romantically pursuing. Like, sure, it’s funny to be snooty when you’re clearly joking about it. But if most of your personality revolves around being full of yourself, then that’s kind of a turn off

•Basically you have to be humble to some extent. He can handle confidence (he loves it, actually!) but he finds it really off-putting when you talk yourself up too much, especially at the expense of others? Like, don’t put down someone else because you have something they don’t, be it looks or something material

•You have to be a kind person at the foundation. Sure, you may be rough around the edges, or shy, or maybe even a bit tsundere. But if you aren’t a good person at heart, he just can’t rationalize getting involved with you

•You can’t be overly shy though. You have to be able to communicate with him as easily as he communicates with you— sure, sometimes his charisma is a lot to handle, but if you just absolutely shy away from his outgoing personality without showing any signs of opening up, then he can’t have fun with you, and hence, can’t see a relationship with you

•This is so cliche but: if you make him want to be a better person then you’re absolutely his type. As in, after he spends time with you he feels like he’s floating on a high of optimism, like he wants to try that much harder to be the best hero he can be, like he can’t wipe the smile off of his face because just being in your presence made him feel like he could do anything he set his mind to

•He’d prefer somebody that’s somewhat comfortable with who they are, not insecure, and definitely not routinely sensitive. Like... if you constantly have something negative to say, that’s a real mood-killer. He can understand if you need him to be a support system, but he’s not sure he has the time or the energy to make you a better you. He’ll help you where he can, of course, but there’s only so much he can do before it falls into your own hands

•Going off of that, Hawks can’t be there for you 24/7, so if you’re someone who’s overly dependent on their s/o, that’s really not his thing. Sure, if you express how excited you are to see him after he’s had a long week of hero work, he loves that. But if you’re counting on seeing him every single day and your entire mood depends on whether or not he makes time for you, then that’s just a no-go

•He wants you to have friends, hobbies—other things to do that don’t revolve around him. A good way to put it is that he doesn’t like someone that always has a free schedule. He needs someone that can enjoy themselves when he’s not around, which is going to be often. It’s too simple to say that he doesn’t like clingy people; it’s more accurate to say that his type is someone who can live their lives independently without resenting him for his busy schedule, or having some weird existential crisis because they’re dating a top hero that won’t always have time for them 

•Basically he needs a s/o that won’t suffer because of his priorities, and doesn’t constantly require reassurance that he cares about them, because of course he does. Just... don’t start unnecessary drama. That’s absolutely not his type

Dabi

•He doesn’t care if you’re not the intelligent type. To be honest, you can be dumb as a doornail and he still may like you, just because he thinks it’s funny how dumb you are. As long as you’re not an airhead on purpose, he doesn’t care what your IQ is, or if you can have intellectual conversations etc etc. Just don’t be a ditz because you think he’ll find it cute—he won’t

•Also ngl, if you’re actually dumb it’s much easier for him to boss you around and he likes that lmaooo. He’s terrible

•As for more superficial characteristics, he doesn’t much care what you dress like or how you present yourself. You might dress preppy and very put-together and that’s kinda fun to him? Because then he gets to turn you into a flustered and unkempt mess later. He likes seeing how easily he can mess you up

•And if you dress like a punk with the all-black ‘fit and chains and fishnets, obviously he finds that hot because hey, it’s HOT

•If you are blatantly into him and crave his attention, then he’ll probably indulge you, because he likes knowing you’re dependent on his affection (not that he really gives you any affection lmfao)

•Dabi wants to feel like he’s the center of your world, so if you wear your emotions on your sleeve and make it obvious how hot you are for him, he digs it

•I mean, he’s definitely gonna take advantage of you emotionally because of it, but we don’t have to talk about that—

•Then again, if you play hard to get, that’s sort of fun too. At least, for a time. If you run him around in circles for too long, then you’re just not worth the effort anymore. Play your cards right or he’ll get bored of you fast

•Sorry but if you’re strong, independent, and confident—then you ain’t for him. He needs you to be pliable for his own gains, needs you to be easily swayed, needs you not to be so headstrong that you don’t let him get in your head. Because he very much wants to get in your head 

•He’s seriously a manipulative bastard. His type is the type that lets him capitalize off of that. You’re absolutely not his type if you try to stick up for yourself or be your own person. He simply will not allow it

#Dabi #hawks #Dabi imagines #bnha imagines

[hoe-imaginess]

Angsty Hashirama- I don’t even care what- just lay on the angst

I do love the angst

Hashirama

As Hashirama’s partner, you should never expect to feel alone. When you’re going through something, Hashirama is right there with you

He’s an incredibly empathetic person, so his mood absolutely depends on yours. It’s a bit of a destructive nature, but he can’t help it. He just feels for you so much. A lot of his life revolves around you, and so does his disposition

So if you’re dealing with depression or just having a hard time emotionally, it hits him hard

He wakes up every morning, ready to go about the day as usual, his happy-go-lucky self—before he looks over at you and remembers that you’re hurting, and suddenly all his enthusiasm for the day wanes. Another day, another long and painful attempt to try and make you feel better in any way that he can

He just wishes he could take your pain away. He would take it all in himself if he could, as long as you were happy and healthy again

It actually hurts his soul when he can’t help you. He feels so useless. He feels like he’s let you down, feels like he should have done a million things to make sure you never found yourself in this situation—even if logically, there was nothing he could have done

Hashirama has a bad habit of feeling this way: feeling obsolete if he can’t help you, if his very best just isn’t enough. It messes with his head; nothing feels right when you aren’t okay

Hashi needs to learn that he can’t fix your depression. By nature, he’s a problem-solver, the type that needs a solution that will please everyone. But there’s no simple solution to your emotional distress. That’s the problem in itself 

One of the worst parts of it is not being intimate with you. Or trying not to be? At least, not as intimate as he usually is. Hashi knows it’s probably the last thing on your mind. Hugging you at night and stroking your hair while you cry is one thing, but wanting to lavish you with affection and kisses and everything else (like worship you during sex ofc because he just wants to make you feel good in any way he can) is another thing, and he knows you may not be interested in any of that right now

If you lash out in anger, Hashirama endures it. Something is irritating you, and maybe he can’t fix it—but if taking it out on him is what you want to do, then he’ll handle it. He’ll be your emotional punching bag if he has to. Yell at him, insult him, scream at him. It hurts to hear some of the things you have to say, but Hashi will suffer it for you

That being said, as much as it hurts him and as much as he hates seeing you in any sort of pain, he won’t let you see any of his own. He’s straight-faced, all sober smiles and encouraging words, and even silence, when you need it

#hashirama #naruto imagines #depression