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Gone Soft

Jake Lockey X reader

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Summery: You give Jake Lockley a task he is less than thrilled about.

Warnings: Couple brief references to rough sex.

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“Ow!”

“I’m sorry! You know I don’t like doing this.”

You laid on the bed you shared with Jake while he straddled you, leaning over. His face was furrowed into a frown. 

“I know, but I can’t do it either!”

You had tasked Jake with plucking your eyebrows, unable to do it yourself.

“C’mon, keep going!” You coax him. “Beauty is pain!” You smile up at him.

He sighed. “You’re beautiful the way you are, it doesn’t have to be painful.” He plucked a few between your eyebrows, and planted a kiss when you winced.

You kiss Jake’s perfectly large nose while his face was close enough. “Men always say that, but you have no idea how I look with all this” You circle your face, inferring all the routines you do to try and keep up appearances. 

“I don’t care about that, mi vida.” Jake sat up, smoothing out your eyebrows, tender touch over the red skin.

“Can you keep going please? You always make them so much more even” You pouted up at his beautiful face.

Jake shook his head, but smiled, going back to work.

You continue to tease him. “Funny how you throw a fit about plucking my eyebrows, but you’ll choke me within an inch of my life in bed”

Jake burst into a rare bout of giggles, touching his forehead to yours, eyes closed shut as he cringed. “Well, you don’t have to phrase it like that.”

You laughed with him, taking the moment to feel his curls and revel in his breath against your face. 

When his laughs subsided, he brushed your hair from your face, scanning your eyebrows. “Almost done mi sol, I promise”

Jake tried to be as careful as possible, but stilled as he saw a tear run down your face. “Amor! That’s it.” He sat back, putting down the tweezers. 

“No Jake!” You pleaded “C’mon, I just have a sensitive face!”

“That’s not a thing!” He insisted, voice a few octaves higher than usual. “I’ll pay for you to get your eyebrows waxed from now on, if it’s that important to you.”

“I can’t get my eyebrows waxed, Jakey, my acne medicine makes my face too sensitive, the wax strips tear my skin off!”

Jake’s face softened. “I don’t like making you cry, amor.”

“Babe.” You gave him a pointed look. “I was literally crying with your dick down my throat last night.”

He considered your words, then smiled. “Fine, but next time we’re finding numbing cream to help.”

You pull him close, taking his perfect lips in a loving kiss. “Thank you, amor.”

Jake went back to work on the last few hairs, kissing over every bit of skin he had to hurt.

When he was done, Jake sat up, pretending to whip his brow with a ‘whew!’. He took your chin in his hand, turning your face as he checked his work. He didn’t like doing this, but he was nothing if not thorough. “Bonita!”

You sit up, taking him in a tight hug as you squeal. “Thank you Jakey!”

You feel him turn, looking over to the side and frown. You follow his eyeline, frowning as well when you don’t see him looking at a mirror. You knew who he was talking to. 

“Khonshu?” You ask, holding him tighter. You weren’t afraid of Khonshu, but you knew the effect he had on Jake. You couldn’t do anything about the Moon Knight situation, but you could be their support when they needed you.

Jake turned back to you with a kiss. “He’s gone now.”

“What did he say?” You feel the strong muscles of his back, holding tightly to him.

“He said I’ve gone soft.” Jake buried his face in your neck, smelling your shampoo and taking in your scent.

“And have you?”

Jake held your face in his hands, kissing your forehead, the crease between your eyebrows, your nose, and finally your lips. “For you? Most definitely.”

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Ive been in a soft! Jake lockley moon these days, what can I say!

Im tagging a few people I thought might enjoy, but if you'd like to be tagged in all my moon knight fics, comment here!

@lucianadraven32 @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @milkymoon2483 @itspdameronthings

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Kept wishing I’d fail and one of them would kill me instead.

Captain America: Civil war/Moon Knight episode 5

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Oscar Isaac As Reeves In "10 Years", 2011

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OSCAR ISAAC as JONATHAN SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE 1.01 INNOCENCE AND PANIC

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Lady Dis during different time periods

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i want to thank the 1920s-1930s third wheel who saw their two friends lying in bed together in their underwear and stocking garters reading a book with their legs wrapped around each other and said “i am going to take a photograph of this”

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OSCAR ISAAC as POE DAMERON in Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)

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Oscar Isaac

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Happy 2 years of Moon Knight! 🌒

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Blue Jones is a girl dad, pass it on

𝓓𝓪𝓲𝓼𝔂 & 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 Headcanons

Club!Daisy 🌼 & Blue 🔑

After Blue unofficially adopted Daisy, he began to spoil this girl rotten and treated her like a goddamn princess…however she prefers to be a jester…actually no, she likes to be his jester princess.

Before she could fully trust Blue, Daisy refused to be physically intimate with anyone due to being afraid of getting hurt by someone she trusted.

Let’s just say that, growing up in a circus wasn’t exactly an ideal childhood memory.

Daisy used to draw on the walls of the club hallways but since everything’s so expensive, Blue gave her own personal space in his office for her to do her artworks until he’d find a room for her…(He never did.)

Whenever a worker enters Blue’s office, all they see is just Daisy…everywhere. In his ashtray, on his walls, photos of her on his desk, toys and paintings on the ceiling.

He threatens them not to say anything about the state of his office.

Daisy has a tendency to get into fights with the other girls which irritates Madam Gorski because she knows damn well that Blue is always gonna side with Daisy because in his eyes, she’s just being a silly kid.

Blue always makes sure that none of the high rollers or any clients lays their hands on Daisy.

The clients think that he’s just being protective over his precious girl but they don’t know any better. (He’s really just protecting them from getting brutally murdered by Daisy.)

However though…if anybody talked bad regarding Daisy right in front of Blue, this man would be a minute away from going real housewives on them.

Blue always makes sure that Daisy’s arm and legs metal prosthetics are in perfect shape for her dance up on stage.

Daisy likes to call him, Boss man or Jonesy whenever they’re around clients (She likes to poke fun at him) but in private, she likes to call him papa…when’s she having a bad episode she calls him dada.

Blue just calls her Daisy around the clients but in private, he calls her all sort of sweet nicknames like his little jester, cutie pie, doll face, sweetheart, baby girl, giggles.

Daisy always gets Blue to braid her hair whenever it grows too long. He’d sulk and try to convince her to let the other girls in the club do it for her but Daisy insisted that she only wants him…and now whenever he braids her hair, It’s like mediation for him.

If she ever gets a nightmare, Blue talks to her gently and calms her down soothingly. He’s pretty good at providing her comfort as he’ll pepper her forehead and cheeks with soft kisses and murmur her words of reassurance that he’ll never leave or betray her.

Daisy doesn’t go to sleep unless Blue’s is singing to her.

It’s really just them against the world.

I know all of this is probably out of order but i wrote this in the morning and i finished it while at work, y’all better enjoy.

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