hololilacunicorn
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23 | she/her | infp | aro/ace | usa
hey, i'm danielle and welcome to this chaotic mess of a blog. friend to some but dissapointment to the rest. i'm an adult. even though my maturitry is debatable. i have a cat and a job. only one of those is good. don't send hate cuz it messes with my anxiety.
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I’m planning a desk setup makeover. I’m going for a kawaii-pastel goth type thing. Here is a cute unicorn candy jar I got from eBay. It was listed as a cookie jar but because of the way it’s made there isn’t a lot of room inside so it’s more of a candy thing.
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teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
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was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”
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mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke
me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post*
I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender
and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain
you were broken and you wanted me to break too
your knife against my pale pink skin, deepen the wound
“its fine”
january 19 2017
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