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Avengers tower:

WANT YOU TO MAKE MEE FEEL, LIKE I'M THE ONLY GOD IN THE WOOOOHOORLD....

Tony: what in the whole damned world *heads to Thor's quarters* THOR!! I SWEAR TO ALL GODS ABOVE-

*rips away the shower curtain*

Loki: ...LIKE I'M THE ONLY GOD THAT YOU'LL EVER LOOHO-

STARK! I'm not wearing my asgardian leather Have some decency you beast!

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Three peter parkers, sitting at the bar, sipping their juice

Andrew-peter: So... why where you Peter 1 again?

Toby-peter: you know, now that I think ab it... That doesn't make any sense

Tom-peter: Well this is my universe

Toby-peter: yeah, but i mean, I'm older and stuff

Tom-peter: okay, but I'm stronger

Toby-peter: I have way more experience tho...

This continues for a while

Tom-peter: -SO I DESERVE TO BE PETER 1

Toby-peter: SO DO I!

Andrew-peter: YEAH, WELL I-... Uhm...

I got nothin'.

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Thor: Sleepy is so much cuter than tired Everyone should stop using tired and use sleepy instead

Loki: okay, well I am "sleepy" of your bullshit

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It's a very special birthday-dinner in Stark tower

Avengers: *all arguing with and yelling at a certain god of mischief*

Thor: Brother, please lets just-

Loki: *standing on a chair throne, at the head of the table, hands on his hips*

No thor!

IT'S MY PARTY AND YOU'LL ALL KNEEL IF I WANT TO!!

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Steve's on a mission

Steve: *sending a private message to Bucky* Okay gotta go Buck, ilysw

Bucky: ....

Sam: *reading the message over Bucky's shoulder* HA, well thats embarrassing. Glad we cleared that up

Bucky to sam: you, SHUT THE FU-

Steve: *ilysm

Steve: :)

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Stark tower. Avengers are discussing if Peter should be on the team

Steve: Okay let’s vote

Bucky: I like the kid. Handed me 2$ this morning. He didn’t need to but it was much appreciated.

Tony, whispering to Peter: Why did you give him 2$

Peter, whispering back: I thought he was homeless

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Tony: I'm immortal until proven otherwise

Rhodey: ...

Pepper: ...

Everyone: ...

Peter: *applauds* You make an excellent point mr. Stark

Natasha: Peter no. Clint give me my gun.

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Steve: Shit. *gasps*

OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

Bucky: Mornin’ motherfuckers

Sam: you guys are from the same year right? Where did your language come from Bucky?

Bucky: Pretty much from everyone I killed 

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The fact that throughout the movie, Darcy keeps calling Thor's hammer "Mjuhlmjuh", gets me on the floor.

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#Instagram

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Loki and Thor watching the nightsky

Thor: ah, it's so beautiful here

Loki: yeah so peacefull and quiet

Thor and loki:

Loki: still. I'm missing something

Thor: wha-

Loki: the Chitauri

Thor: LOKI NO

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If you would mix the New Yorkers from MCU and the actual real life people, and Loki walks by:

One half would run away screaming

The other half would hug him and never let go

This fact kinda makes me laugh and cry at the same time🙈

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Peter is watching Bambi

Peter: *crying, curled up in a corner of the couch*

Loki: . . .

Loki: what's wrong spiderling

Peter: *points at the tv* oh it's just this scene where Bambi's mother dies. I always need to cry.

Loki: oh come on, in can't be that sad right. Show me.

5 minutes later

*loki and Peter curled up together, crying*

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Loki: *in a pile of tiny knives* THOR, WHERE IS MY FAVORITE KNIFE?

Thor: where do you need that for

I thought you were going to the market or sth.

Loki: I'm just taking it in case someone is asking to get stabbed.

Thor: ...

Thor: WHY would anyone be asking to get stabbed. Your so dumb and weird and agressive and- *gets stabbed*

Loki: *grins* well for instance, your asking for it all the time

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In the middle of the night: "YARGH IT'S ME"

Odin: *laying in bed next to Frigga* Oh for the sake of me. Loki is messing with Thor again

Frigga: oh hush. He can't help it that your still upset. It actually was quite funny when you picked up a gold bar, and Loki appeared and stabbed you. You really shouldn't mock his magic.

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Nat has been bragging about her gay-detector for hours and Sam is so done

Sam: okay sure. If you're so 'amazing' than why don't you tell me about someone I know.

Nat: sure

Nat: *points to Steve* gay

*points to Bucky* so gay

Sam: Oh yeah sure and I'm Sant-

*Steve and Bucky start to make out*

Sam: ...

Sam: ...

Sam: ?!?!?!?!?!?

Nat: told ya