I'm Wilford Pinkie...
Pinkie Pie doesn't eat so much sugar by choice. She has horrible Diabetes.
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Cutie Mark Crusaders Discriminators!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are actually horrible bullies, regularly teasing fellow pony Akbar about his star and crescent cutie mark.
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Celestia's... Not So Favorite Student
Twilight Sparkle actually can't read. She lives in the library as punishment.
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Faust did poop jokes, why not us?
Unicorns excrete through their horns, and have no control over it. It gets very awkward.
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On the Derpy one
Derpy Hooves' eyes aren't her only problem. She also has stigmata.
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