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Im not taking a break from tumblr necessarily but i probably wont be on that much and im probably going to unfollow more people its nothing remotely personal tumblr is just more stressful social media bs that i cant blacklist fast enough im literally just here on this clown website to be a clown and im honestly not even having fun here anymore so it defeats the entire purpose. Just saying this so people dont think im dead or something bc i dont have other social media. Things are going good irl and being online has become a chore, might return might not. Idk? it depends.
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i cannot get over the twitter community notes factchecking ads 馃槶
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New Donk City workers
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in the fight club. straight up "fighting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Myself
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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic
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whenever i ejaculate all the pregnancy tests in a ten-mile radius start ticking and clicking like geiger counters
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I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil
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[later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.
Goodhart's Law [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball and White Hat are standing and talking, White Hat with hand on his chin.] Cueball: When a metric becomes a target, it ceases to be a good metric. White Hat: Sounds bad. Let's offer a bonus to anyone who identifies a metric that has become a target.
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Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden
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something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell
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The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it
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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health
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"SURVIVING"
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Queer exmos
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