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Episode 1

Stede Bonnet is a man who is not only Wholly Unprepared for his mid life crisis career change, but also Wholly Unaware of how Unprepared he is. His entire idea of piracy comes out of the stories his read his children from the comfort of a fireside lounge. He knows it will Tough. But damn if he isn’t excited about it, a solid 6/10.

This is it! Captain Stede’s First Piratical Act! Thrilling Adventure on the High Seas! A giddy 8/10!

Look closely Lads! This the the Grand Reward that comes from Menacing the Hardy Crew of Commercial Vessels. The rest of the world better watch out! What an Excellent Day. 9/10

Just when things were off to such a promising start too. 1/10

Stede has come to the unfortunate and belated realisation that Pirating is not all about Giving Rousing Speeches and Sewing Creative Flags, but may also involve a certain amount of Violence, which happens to not be Stede’s Forte. Oh dear. 0.5/10

This is it. Stede Bonnet gathers his Resolve to finally prove himself not to be just some Pathetic Lily-Livered Rich Boy who continues to be bullied by everyone his erstwhile peers. 3/10

This may have been a Mistake. 0/10

Stede contemplates his life choices, responsibilities and recent accidental murdering. This is the life he wanted. Isn’t it? 2/10

As every Gentleman Pirate knows, there’s nothing better to end a stressful day of bloodshed and turmoil than unwinding to a Bedtime Story with the crew. They’ve all managed to survive another day, and they have Obtained Hostages, meaning despite the ghastly earlier events, we are sitting at a steady 5/10.

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