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Murder rug.
via gothic home decor enthusiasts
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i’m gonna make you a soup
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I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
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Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.
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Artists who put shit like ‘’doo doo doo’’ or ‘’la la la’’ in the parentheses in the title of their song, I will crush your skull and sample the sound it will make to use in a dubstep production
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I asked my (23M, human) orc gf (25F, orc) to stop deadlifting my family members when she comes over for the holidays because it makes me looks small and weak, and now she and the rest of her clan keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA?
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hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)
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This is the best ad I've gotten since they added the Tumblr Blaze feature thank you tumblr user plaguerightsactivist for using this new feature correctly
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Straight guy learning the alternate name for the bassoon: hmmm, can’t reclaim that.
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What’s on your mind? Learn more about yourself and your unique personality type with this scientist-designed word search.
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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos
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you’re talking about httyd, aren’t you?
i like fantasy settings where magic barely exists if it does at all except for dragons because then it's like you've got normal medieval combat with swords and horses and logical battle strategies and then some asshole whose best friend is a flying nuclear bomb with teeth rocks up and immediately invents 50 new war crimes
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I love when straight guy fans of things are determined to never see any gay subtext but there are certain characters that even THEY can’t outright deny are gay. One time I’m high school my friend was arguing w his dad about skysolo and all his dad could say was “well HAN’S not gay.” I think about that all the time.
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