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[hualianschild]

Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.

[hualianschild]

what is jwqs 👀👀

'Jing Wei Qing Shang' or 'Clear and Muddy Loss of Love' a baihe (f/f) Chinese novel!! A million words of an enemies to/and lovers sapphic romance :3

Not only the main character is the sexiest character in all of fiction but it also has a wide range of diverse (and sapphic!!) female characters who are all insane, sexy, scheming people. The political drama is exquisite and it's a literal CRIME as to how underrated this novel and the author is.

Here is a link to the carrd!!

And if you're thinking, waaaaaaaaaaa a million words is too muchhhhhhhh allow me to link you to this fan animatic trailer that has convinced many of my intimidated friends to pick up this novel.

Here are the character designs for the main pairing:

ALT

do it for them, do it for 307 chapters of non-stop angst (with happy ending! (allegedly))

#to read #just found out it has a bittersweet ending... #I'M SCARED #but I'll do it for THE ANGST AND YURI

[hualianschild]

#oh HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT FR #jinshi wink at my way too #please please please #jinshi #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #anime text post #text post meme #maomao #jinmao

[hualianschild]

#yeah happens to the best of us it's okay #i just LOVE their dynamic so much ??? #cuz why am i simultaneously like jinshi and maomao at the same time ?? #maomao #jinshi #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #anime text post #text post meme

[hualianschild]

#yes #yes you are #but you're also a simp for gege so all's forgiven #love to see him being a brat to those who deserve it tho #like YES KING DESTROY THEM #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #san lang #tgcf meme #heaven officials blessing

[hualianschild]

Just finished season one of tgcf. Do I know everyone's names? I don't. Or am I sure what that guy's deal was with the snake girl?? Not entirely. And why?

I couldn't hear the plot over the gaydar beeping nonstop.

I'm sorry but how was I supposed to pay attention to anything when the wholeass time Hua Cheng was in the background, making heart eyes at Xie Lian??? Bro clocks into reality occasionally to check if there's any real danger or an opportunity to impress gege with some sick lore but otherwise? Just wondering how he likes his eggs in the morning and if it's possible to top AND bottom at the same time.

[hualianschild]

totally unrelated to the content i post, I'm just here to talk abt just how much I love SPACE !! and the planets and the stars and the black holes and the neutron stars and the nebulas, I had an astronomy encyclopaedia in middle school and that is what made me realize just how vast this entire thing is and it's not always limited to human imagination and that's the major part of why I love to get lost in a world which does not involve dealing with humans (aka reading fantasy and fiction and my almost daily stargazing and doing anything art related) just thinking abt what lies beyond humbles me in such a way and calms me down and I guess that's what makes astronomy so beautiful in a weird way (for me atleast)

p.s i always wanted to be an astronomer since middle school but then I realised I'm not that good in math and physics (tho I do major in math in uni now) so rn I just admire and fall in love with astronomy over and over again

#tami lore no one asked for lmao #no cuz the pale blue dot speech literally changed my life ??? #i hate how not many around me are that interested in space CUZ THAT'S SUCH A GREAT WAY TO GET TO KNOW ME #but nooo they think it's useless sigh #anyways i love my pale blue dot and everything around and about it #I'm also very interested in geology and volcanoes and stuff but yeah that's just the science nerd in me pfft #astronomy #<3

[hualianschild]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

#gosh I love my pale blue dot <3

[hualianschild]

Gege please, you're ruining his bad boy persona

[hualianschild]

Maomao: ugh why does Jinshi insist on pursuing me I don't even like him

Also Maomao: this person can't even know I'm actually surprised, Jinshi would have understood my slightly furrowed brow. Ugh this other guy is too slow at understanding where I'm going with my investigations, Jinshi would get it faster. This girl is so beautiful, but not as beautiful as Jinshi.

[hualianschild]

gawd this still feels so unreal like why does MF JUN WU, the heavenly emperor needs a virginity detecting sword for ??? I DON'T I'LL EVER GET OVER THIS FACT AND THE OTHER OFFICIALS WON'T TOO 😭

#he has a sword to say 'no bitches' to your face lmao #EVEN THE GODS WERE WEIRDED OUT 😭 #JUN WU WTF ??? #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #hualian #jun wu #tgcf novel #danmei

[hualianschild]

xie lian : guys I'm innoce-

shi qingxuan : YEAH MY BRO IS B1TCHLESS

xie lian : that's righ-

xie lian's mind : *shalalala music* *gay thoughts abt a certain ghost king* *rose tinted bg*

xie lian : AHEM SO *nervous laughter*

#nawt windmaster calling him bitchless while xie lian is wearing clothes hua cheng gave him #as if he didn't kiss him before all this #*gay thoughts intensifies* #sigh I'm afraid xie lian is GONE #love how he gets interrupted by his own gay thoughts BRO IS SIMPING #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #hualian #tgcf novel #danmei

[hualianschild]

Hua Cheng is one of those people who'd write HC + XL inside a huge heart and vandalise every single place he can see like

Empty Space? Not anymore. Private Property? HAH who cares. The White House? I have dirt on the president. Buckingham Palace? They'd better leave me alone if they want to play pretend Kings and Queens cuz we all know danxia is the OG guy for this. ISTG he'd be SUCH a nice Ruler :(((( ...... Should I just off them? nah danxia would hate it :)

[hualianschild]

OHMYGOSH WHY'S THIS MAN SO PERFECT HUA CHENG I ENVY YOU 😭😭

#xie lian perfect hubby material but it's a shame he's gay #GOOD FOR HIM THO #we need more men like xie lian fr #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #tgcf novel #danmei

[hualianschild]

feng xin = womanphobic

lang qianqiu = lowkey gay

mu qing = uglywomanphobic

pei su = only has eyes for banyue

pei ming = WHØRE™ for woman

quan yizhen = HIGHKEY GAY

#pei su the only ideal straight man here #also feng xin ??? has a baby ?? and he's afraid of women ??? huh ?????? #quan yizhen only has eyes for one man and I respect that #my baby <3 #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #feng xin #mu qing #pei ming #pei su #lang qianqiu #quan yizhen #tgcf novel

[hualianschild]

I thought you were done with reading House of Hollows or just dropped it cuz you said how gore-y it was LMFAO

ALSO YES TUBABTU COMEBACK SHOULD ALSO BELONG THERE I SHOULD ADD THAT

also Bish I thought you came here before me and you telling me you don't have any moots except me?? -_- Damn you a loner fr fr pls

NO house of hollow is good i was talking abt the gore-y parts that were making me uncomfortable cuz I love the plotline okay 😭

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR A COMEBACK IN A LONG WHILE SO YES ABSOLUTELY

and no I have moots but only a few and I rarely talk to them or they talk to me I'M NOT A LONER STAWP 😭😭😭

#maryam stfu LEAVE ME ALONE #but you're the only one who talks to me so...keep going skdjjd

[hualianschild]

since it's the first of april let me talk abt my fav prank of tgcf is when xie lian made his communication array password be 'just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times' just cuz he thought he was being funny and I imagine it went like this

other gods : so, what's your communication array password ?? let's be friends

xie lian : just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times ^_^

other gods : ...

xie lian : the password is just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times

which led to no one talking to him in the first place during his first ascension meanwhile xie lian and feng xin just giggling together cuz of the joke

#oh xie lian your adorable little bean I LOVE YOU #he's such a genius for this ngl #what's the point if you don't make anyone speechless cuz of the shit you say with a straight face ??? #happy april fool's day you goofy goose #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #danmei #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #hualian