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hugefkingnerd · 10 hours
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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
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hugefkingnerd · 1 day
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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hugefkingnerd · 2 days
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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hugefkingnerd · 2 days
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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hugefkingnerd · 2 days
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queen of the world to me
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dark science beyond belief
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the only true ally
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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
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hugefkingnerd · 4 days
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hugefkingnerd · 16 days
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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hugefkingnerd · 16 days
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did you know that it's so common for women to be seen as lying about abuse that fathers are more likely to get custody if their wives say they're abusive? MORE. LIKELY. TO. GET. CUSTODY.
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hugefkingnerd · 18 days
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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
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hugefkingnerd · 18 days
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i love to have friends who care enough about me to do things like this❤️
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hugefkingnerd · 18 days
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does anyone have that one painting with the ghosts standing in the water?
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