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I’m collecting my crumbs

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hand in unloveable hand.

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needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this

based on that one tiktok

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kutner: you're smiling, did something good happen?

taub: can't i just smile because i feel like it?

thirteen: foreman tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Same energy tbh

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Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.

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Now you don't really need to look at Cameron like that

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i grin like an idiot everytime i see ur pfp on the dash. lesbians 4 foreman must rise

We love you foreman. We love you.

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everybody d/lies.

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playing w some new procreate brushes :)))

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And it gets gayer with every rewatch!

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pookie

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Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:

Special awards go to:

"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:

And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:

EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game

#this game fucking sucks #I need more

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#taub is the best character actually

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og post

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Wet cat looking ass

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google show me these guys balls