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hm. something about dean shielding sam from john's abuse, but dean not having anyone to shield him from john, wearing john's influence to shield his vulnerabilities, and then each layer of that getting slowly peeled back the longer castiel, the shield of god, is in his life.

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i’m glad we can’t see angel wings in supernatural because i think if we saw castiel use his wings to shield dean in any way i’d start frothing at the mouth

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“Welcome home”  Dean says as they are in the middle of nowhere and pulls Cas into his arms.

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this is so real

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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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the first warm sunbeams shine through the window but it’s way too early to leave this cozy, perfect nest..❤️

i’m sorry it took me months.. :< i hope you’re still around <:0 please take this cuddling destiel and forgive me <3

edit: damn you tumblr! ònó let’s try again °^°

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One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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I love you

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4x02 vs. 11x18

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not to periodically contemplate the enormity of destiel but what an absolute series of events

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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losing the idgaf war badly (I want to be in love and to have someone be in love with me)

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cas walking around for twelve years thinking dean can’t love him the way he wants not knowing that every time cas dies dean ends up depression spiralling and looking for ways to die because he doesn’t want to live without cas. and then cas comes back and dean is like hey pal great to see you :) i’ve been missing you a normal amount :)

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen