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girl ya’ got me mad blushing❤️

hope life has been treating you well darling!~~ ❤️

I swear @dawndelion-winery @hydrobes and @uplatterme 's writing style is so good am simping so hard rn

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Kaeya, pierro, dainsleif. I can repopulate Khaenri'ah so if you know, yk 🥰

For real though, I’ve been having the exact same thoughts LMAO. Oh to be bred by the Khaenri’ah studs 🫦🫦

Though honestly as soon as I saw Pierro I shoved the other two aside. Sorry Kaeya, my heart now belongs to daddy Pierro. I lay claim to the silver fox~~

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May I be tagged in the stuff with Dainsleif plz?

Of course!

Though I actually don’t have a proper tagging system at the moment, I’ll defo get on it at some point~

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We need more Dainsleif smut , I’m so in love with this man 🥰

Darling you only need to send in a thirst for him and I will provide you with SUSTENANCE~~ 😉❤️

(He’ll also definitely appear in next part of my favourite sex positions series, once Mondstadt’s part is finally (*sweats heavily*) done)

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Reread your Stress Relief Dottore fic and GAWD

Got reminded why I fell in love with your writing cus holy hell it's good 😩 I think it's the first fic of yours that I read and it made me follow you immediately :D

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Eeee, thank you~~!!

I haven’t written many dom!readers so I’m very pleased to hear it’s what drew you too my blog! I always get extra nervous posting dom!reader stuff, ehe.

It’s also hella’ self indulgent on my part because ohhh boy do I want to fuck and be fucked by that man. Evil men put in their place? yes please.

On that note I’ve seen your other ask about Heizou which I’m going to reply to with some sub!heizou thirst when I’ve finished the other thirsts first 🤭❤️ like why did they make him look so adorable in that birthday picture I—

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OH MY GOSH???? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING MY THIRST, ITS SO GOOD AND OMG THE WAY YOU WROTE PIERRO 😍♥️

No worries!! Thanks for sending in the thirst because now I literally cannot stop thinking about Pierro~~ 🫦❤️ I couldn’t avoid not make reader abit bratty in that thirst aha

Hoyo really provides us with such handsome DILFs in the forms of Pierro and Austin Von Hagen from Tears of Themis and I just can’t handle it ;’)) move aside, Marius, I wanna seduce your dad instead

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I can't anymore, I just want to bounce on pierro's cock while he does his paperwork

I’d give away my soul for this.

Pierro has awoken in me a kink I never thought I had. Damn do I want to be this mans sugar baby LMAO.

Pairings: Pierro x gn!reader

Warnings: Unprotected sex, stomach bulge, cumming inside, sub!reader, dom!pierro, pet names (kitten), rough sex, restraints, hickeys, biting, slight choking.

W/c: 1k words

a/n: me, suddenly realising I have a daddy kink 🫠 no use of the word daddy in this fic though. I’ll only use the kink when specified by the ask, since I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

18+, NSFW content below cut, minors DNI.

Pierro towers above you as you sit in his lap. He ignores you whilst he work at his desk, despite you whining needily and grinding against him, begging for his attention. Instead he just keeps his arm stretched around you to fill out his paperwork.

“Sort yourself out.” He says impassively, his attention locked onto the sheets of paper before him. He could leave his paperwork until later, but it was far more fun winding you up and making you beg to be fucked.

But to his surprise you make a whiny grumble and do just as he said, pushing away so you can remove your constricting clothing.

His icy blue Khaenri'ah eyes briefly scan over your figure. His says nothing, but his lips twitch up and he breathes a quiet laugh. He only needs to give you his permission and you’re reaching for his belt, unbuckling it, removing it and purposefully leaving it on the desk, next to his paperwork.

You pump his cock a few times, he’s already hard, the tip wet with precum from your dry humping and whiny words for him. Yet he remains cool and collected, ignoring you completely.

You bite your cheek and pout grumpily, turning around you face toward his desk as you decide on taking his cock reverse cowgirl.

“Aah..” You gasp breathlessly, wasting no time as you stretch yourself open with your fingers and slowly lower yourself onto his cock. You quiver at the delightful feeling of being stretched by his thick, lengthy cock. His large girth stretches your slick, desperate hole wide.

“Mm..” you keep moaning unashamedly, taking him completely. His cock bulges inside you, causing your stomach to ache pleasurably as you run your hand over the swollen area. The feeling of being so impossibly full scatters your thoughts every time, your mind instantly dumb for nothing other than the thick cock buried deep inside you.

You reach up to grab his upper arms for support, but he’s quicker as he leans his head down to whisper a firm “No.” in your ear. You’d cause his hand to slip whilst he writes after all and he can’t have that. Not while he’s very busy.

With a pout, you grip the arms of his chair instead. Using them for support as you push yourself up and then thrust back down against him. You start slow so your body can adjust to his fat cock.

“Haa..” you moan with each bounce, taken by the blissful feeling. You let the back of your head rest against his shoulder, your lips parted as gasps escape your lungs each time you take him to the hilt.

Your needy body is quick to burn with pleasure, your orgasm building embarrassingly fast.

“Already?” He says gruffly. “It’s only been a few minutes.” He snorts a laugh, your quivering body and shaky moans giving you away. He always teases you for this, teases you for how much you desire him.

“Pierro..” you whine beautiful in his lap, never missing a beat as you bounce on his cock. “Please..” you keep begging for him to touch you, to let you spill over the edge whilst your lips are together.

“Have you already forgotten what I told you, kitten?” He teases his teeth over the sensitive rim of your ear. A shiver runs through your body at the sensation. “Do it yourself.” He grins against you, then returns his gaze back to his work.

“Mmn.. but..” you want to keep begging, but you know it’s no use. He always gets the final say, you’ll just have to obey is orders like always. You push your shaky body on, thrusting your behind down against him quickly. Using his cock to draw yourself closer and close to release.

“Ah!” You cry out desperately, your body shakes with pleasure as you cum with him buried to the hilt. Your ass flat against his lap as you tilt your head back and moan his name beautifully. Your desire drips between your thigh, soaking his expensive trousers.

“See? You’re more than capable of helping yourself.” He says, bemused at your quivering self and how your eyes are still glazed over with wanton desire.

“Now.. it’s time for me to use you.” He chuckles deeply, and pushes you off his lap and flat against the desk.

“Ah-!” You gasp in shock as he immediately thrusts back in side you, easily gliding into your wet, sloppy hole.

He traps your hips against the edge of the desk and presses down between your shoulder blades, pinning you in place. He then reaches for his belt that you had so conveniently left on the desk for him.

“I can spare a few hours for you now, kitten.” He suppresses a laugh as he takes your small wrists in his large hands and binds them together with the belt.

He holds your bound wrists with one hand and tucks the other under your jaw, tilting your head right back. You bite your lip as you look up at his face, his own lips turned up into a devious grin.

You part your lips for him, the tip of your tongue poking out as you silently beg for him to kiss you. Fortunately for you he doesn’t hesitate, capturing your lips in a kiss that is anything but gentle.

His tongue seeking yours, deepening the kiss as he steals your moans before they have a chance to escape.

He continues to overwhelm your senses, his lips and tongue were either devouring your mouth or teasing your neck. Alternating between sucking and biting, marking your delicate skin with hickeys.

They’ll remain there for weeks, and even when they do fade he’ll just mark you up again. Can’t have anyone doubting his ownership over you.

Meanwhile his cock continues to stretch you wide and hit deep inside you with each hard thrust, endlessly seeking your wet, hot core.

It’ll be a long while before his ravenous lust for you calms down, and by then you’ll have been filled up again and again. Your stomach bulging with his seed, the excessive amount of cum leaking down your thighs and staining the floor around your feet.

You know you can never be with anyone else, not that you would want to, because no one else could ever come close to satisfying your needs like he did.

He doesn’t desire anyone else either, no one fits around his cock as well as you do. Plus, he simply adores the look of pure ecstasy on your face every time he’s finished emptying himself inside you.

a/n: i really need to start writing some soft romantic smut again but.. harbringers.. they bring out the worst in me and you’re all sending in the dirtiest thirst to keep me thirsty afffff 😩

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I miss Signora.

Always. She’s alive in our hearts.

I don’t think I’ll ever be over her death, it was just so out of no where. No one of great importance had died yet and I just kept inhaling the copium hoping it was some kind of illusion or something :’)

but alas, the new cinematic confirms the worst.. 😭

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Can't wait for the pierro thirst, I already know it's going to be amazing

thank you I really hope it’ll live up to your expectations 👉👈🥺

it’s another one of my thirsts that have basically turned into fics. Couldn’t help myself, it’s 1k words. Big dick Pierro holds my thoughts captive.

I’ll be posting it momentarily ;))

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Your fics has me giggling and smiling that it's terrifying my siblings 😭

Glad you enjoy them! ;) if this is because of the Itto HC’s I just posted know that’s it’s impossible for me to write anything for him with a straight face. I’m always giggling myself whilst writing for him, his himbo energy gets my everytime, man is pure wholesome chaos 🤭

just don’t tell your siblings why you’re laughing or that might be an awkward conversation to have haha!

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I swear I’m actually going post the Pierro thirst today, just need to do a proofread of it beforehand.

Work was hectic so I didn’t managed to find the time to post it yesterday, apologies!

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Can I ask who you main in genshin? :D

Ayato at the moment! I got pretty lucky with his artefacts and his crits are just *chefs kiss*. Nothing insane like the stuff you see on Reddit and YouTube, but enough for him to be one of my strongest characters.

I know Diluc isn’t the meta but I love him dearly and use his quite a lot too.

My problem with making teams is that I just use characters I love. Elemental reactions? Meta character with good buffing skills? I only run with a team made up of Husbandos lmaooo

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AHHHH Hiiii! I just read your Inazuma Men Fav Sex Positions hcs and Itto's...oh my lord... Let me just say what a work of art on your end. I totally imagine itto being totally unaware of how overwhelming in terms of size he is and randomly manhandling you. It was so indulgent and genuinely one of the best itto smuts i've ever read out there. I read it and knew immediately I had to follow. Keep up the good work! <3

with love,

mango anon 🥭

Thank you 🥭Anon! and welcome to my blog, thanks for following! :)

Itto is such a himbo I absolutely adore him. I totally agree with you, he has no idea how easily he can can overwhelm and overstimulation you.

I got a little carried away writings Itto Headcanons, so TLDR here: he’s a himbo, has no idea how to sex at first, absolutely destroys you in bed every night because he underestimates his oni strength and stamina leaving you an overwhelmed mess on the futon each time.

NSFW Itto headcanons because I can’t help myself, you reawakened my love for this man 🥭Anon I—:

I’ve always had this HC that you’d be his first sexual partner because, let’s be honest, he probably doesn’t even think about these things.

He’s a sweet naive Oni until he meets you and the more you get to know each other, the more he starts to experience these new feelings. Ones that have him blushing and stumbling over his words, ones that have his thoughts wondering at night.

I also think he’d originally have NO IDEA when you’re flirting with him. Shinobu would have to be blunt with him and just literally spell it out for him; “Boss, they’re flirting with you.” and he’d just be like; “o-OH.” and try to play off his usual confidence whilst stuttering and glowing bright red. His bashfulness incredibly adorable.

The Arataki Gang are always trying to set you both up, by which I mean Shinobu is and the other three give terrible advice to Itto that actually ends up working somehow. I also imagine Itto bluntly asking Ayato, when you’re playing the trading card game together, for help like; “Ayato, bro, I need your advice on something.” and Ayato just gives him the Teyvat version of the Kamasutra and says have fun LMAO.

Then you see Ayato in Inazuma City and he just gives you that closed eye, sly smile and you’re left nervously wondering what the Commissioner meant by it.

Only to find out later that night when Itto is suddenly much more confidence in the bedroom, but no more experienced, and when he admits to you about the book you realise you can never look at Ayato ever again without melting into a puddle from embarrassment.

You can’t turn down Itto’s excitement to please though, as you spend night after night trying out each position in the book. It doesn’t matter how convoluted they may be, his strength is more than enough to lift and bend you into the correct position.

Some nights you only managed two different ones before you’re collapsed against the futon, fucked into oblivion.

Itto is just like; “Ooh, this one looks fun! Let’s do this next—!” completely unaware of how easily he’s broken your sanity. Your body twitches from overstimulation whilst his cock is still buried deep inside you, still hard and ready for hours of more fun.

God I just love himbo Itto~~

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i would like to give an award for being the most reliable dottore writer on tumblr 😩

*slides menu across the table* would you like your Dottore to be a dom or a sub?

Seriously though, thank you! I’m very happy to hear you enjoy my Dottore pieces~~ ;)

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Why did they pick the sausage as the accompanying picture to this?!

“Let’s meet up!” picture of sausage.

I swear Hoyo know exactly what they’re doing when they make this shit lmao

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Ack I've been trying to get Kazu some decent/good artifacts yesterday but still no luck 😩 I feel like all my luck is like a game of darts where I occasionally get something cool

Wishing you luck with Heizou!! My friend got him to c5 in 50 pulls, so she probably got some of yours, whoops (ﾉ´∀｀*) His animations are pretty cool btw! He's the first male catalyst and it's very cool to see his punches :D

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If it is like a game of darts then that’d make a lot of sense for me, my ability to aim is nonexistent ahah!

Artefact grinding is my biggest hate in the game, I just wish it wasn’t such a stupidly long grind. At least the game is still playable if you don’t have the absolute best artefacts.

Thank you and I’ve got your other ask, saying your friend got c6 Heizou! Tell her send him my way please, sharing is caring after all ~~ 😭❤️

Maybe it’s just because his fresh, new play style that’s got me excited to hopefully have him, but damn do I want him! I also love his burgundy hair, it’s my favourite colour aha

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okay but im surprised we don’t have any smut/requests with prime/current dottore fucking you with his clones-

I honestly had no idea about the clones until I opened Genshin and saw Childe’s new voice lines about the Harbringers. That’s pretty wild, and definitely fits the ‘insane doctor’ they’ve set him up to be lmao

Besides watching the cinematic and hearing Childe’s voice lines I haven’t actually done any other research into the different Harbringers.

Though I’ve got some base knowledge on Dottore, Arlecchino and Pantalone because they’ve already been spoken about within the storyline. (Arlecchino’s is mentioned in a hidden quest, and Pantalone in Yelan’s story.)

But I digress because god do I love this idea. Why have one Dottore fucking you when you can have SEVERAL? 💦

Pairings: Dottore x gn!reader

Warnings: Unprotected sex, rough sex, orgy, oral (giving & receiving), sub!reader, dom!dottore, possessiveness, overstimulation, no fluff dottore doesn’t care lmao

W/c: Bulletpoint Headcanons (600 words)

a/n: I really, really mean it with the possessiveness in this one. Dottore owns your body and mind, and you just can’t get enough of his dark desires.

18+ NSFW content below cut, minors DNI.

He thoroughly enjoys the idea of you being fucked out of your mind by multiple people, but at the same time he is far too possessive to share you.

His clones are certainly convenient for this. Despite the fact that he definitely gets jealous of himself and will punish you for it.

So get ready to be fucked hard and raw by each and everyone of them, your abused hole will be seeping with their cum.

It doesn’t take long for you to forgot which one is the real Dottore, and they’ll each mock you for it. Teasing and toying, trying to make you guess at who it is.

And if you guess wrong then well, that’s just too bad. You’ll just have to taste and be taken by them all one by one all over again.

I mean, how are you even supposed to know when they’re all exactly the same anyways? You know he just likes to find any reason to punish you~~

Because oh what a sight you are, lying over his research desk your back pressed against the cold, hard wood.

He’ll either stripped you of your clothes himself or order you to do it. It just depends on his mood, either way your bare body needs to be on full display for each one of them.

Sometimes he uses you as a prize for his clones, a reward for doing their duties perfectly, because after all they desire just as much as he does.

And you desire him equally so, so who are you to say no? All he needs to do is say “Strip and present yourself.” and your on that desk in a heartbeat. He, of course, finds your desperation for him hilarious as he laughs mockingly at you. That mean sneer always plastered across his lips.

He’d never actually admit that sometimes you only need to be in the same room as him for his cock harden and ache for you, that his feelings and desires for you are so desperate.

His pride always stops him from telling you that he only wants you. That he there is nobody else he needs to fulfil all of his dark, filthy desires with.

Whilst you’re spread on the desk one of his clones buries his head between your legs, tipping you over the edge over and over again until they decide your ready to be fucked. Their fingers bruise your hips as they pull you back onto their thick cock, knocking deep against your sweet spot with each thrust.

Another clone stands in front of you. Their fingers twisted into your hair as they pull you forward, fucking your mouth mercilessly.

Each version of himself wants to fuck you from every angle. Your hands grip their dicks, stroking them until your body is coated with their seed. Everyone hole is full, pounded relentlessly and overflowing with cum.

When one of them finally shoot their load into you you get only a mere seconds of rest before another one takes their place. The sound wet, sloppy and deliciously lewd.

They do this until each clone is finally fully satisfied and your babbling nonsense and weeping from overstimulation.

There’s nothing more wonderful for them, for him, to see you lying there; utterly spent and fucked dumb.

a/n: oh to be fuck for hours by Dottore 🫦

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