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People saying Alice and Tim would get along but I can totally imagine them being performative "besties" but then secretly start hating each other after like 5 minutes
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if vivian had a tumblr account you guys would mark it as nsfw then ban it
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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press
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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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College professors love their damn bitmojis
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Google ai working well and might as well have just called mr mime a faggot
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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period
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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
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