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thomas grant and adam wadsworth scorbus moments that make me go feral

(all of these moments take place in toward the end after Scorpius asks Rose to be his friend on the staircase)

EDIT: i'm currently writing a fic about this scene. lemme know if you'd like to be added to the taglist for when it gets posted :)

Scorpius excitedly leaning into Albus' personal space (these boys faces were 3 inches apart) and Albus shyly laughing and fiddling with his hands every time Scorpius leans down

(we also know how averse Albus is to loud noises and invasions of personal space, so the complete trust and affection with which he allows Scorpius near him is so so sweet)

adding to the point above: Albus consistently flinches at loud, sudden noises and movements (flinching when James sneaks up on him, recoiling when James pretends that his arm is a snake about to strike in the opening scene, shying away to tuck into his parents' side when random fans of Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to wave to him at the station in the first scene)

Rose watching them gradually inch toward each other on the staircase and getting more excited the closer they get

(after Scorpius declares that his progress with Rose is something upon which to build his "Palace of Harmony") Albus panics and grabs his shoulders, stuttering as he asks "And that's who you'd want? In your palace of harmony?"

poor boy is afraid his best friend will fall in love with his cousin (sweetie, your cousin is literally rooting for you 5 feet away)

Albus panicking when Rose reappears, quickly standing up to avoid suspicion. even panicked, he can't bear not being in contact with Scorpius and keeps his hands on his shoulders

Albus' hands sliding from Scorpius' shoulders when he realizes that Rose knows

THE FACT THAT SCORPIUS IS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS

Rose (possibly the biggest Scorbus shipper in the entire family) gently telling Albus "You know, this is only going to be weird if you two let it be weird :)"

Albus' little voice crack when Rose asks if he's okay

Albus: "What's this? I thought we didn't hug?"

Scorpius: "I wasn't sure whether we should...in this new version of us."

(I originally thought "this new version of us" just referred to them being older/wiser, but now I think the "new version" refers to their budding romantic relationship

#yeah im unwell #albus’ soft little smile for scorpius who is literally inches away from his face #he’s not even leaning back in alarm at the distance he’s fully accepting it and allowing scorpius that proximity #im in shambles rn

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headcannon that albus is a math genius he just never knew because they don’t teach fucking math at hogwarts

#oh definitely #i’ve always thought he would exceed in normal classes #like he’d demolish an english class and a math class #even any of the sciences he could do so well in #i think his own drive would be the only thing holding him back #he just wouldnt care about grades #but in a muggle school he and scorpius would both be top of the class for sure

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Call me Albus the way I believe Scorpius can do no wrong

#realest

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marauders fans having to babify literal death eaters and make them ‘sad 🥺 and emo 🥺 and gay 🥺 and soft 🥺’ when cursed child fans have that in canon

#prev tags ugh real #this makes me want to see the fandom do more with delphi cause her story could’ve been so intriguing if they had done it right

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me: oh! i wonder what sort of posts are the most popular on the scorbus tag :D

me looking it up:

oh for fu—

#we are in hell

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stop making fics where scorpius and al have friends and are popular in school. they’re literally loser boyfriends bro their only friends be each other wdym they have other people they’re chatting to on a consistent basis??? the only other people they talk to thats not each other are the blood relatives and even that pushes it

#okay real #i always think about this post where someone said albus would be the type to growl at people at the hallways and he would okay #you don’t suddenly become likable in the eyes of your peers like that #the tradgedy of their friendship and relationship is that they truly only have each other

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lily rating the five star meal albus cooked for the family after licking that shit off the plate:

#prev tags so real #this is so canon to me how are your takes always right op #i have nothing more to add

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james sirius is mentally ill yes yes we get it but more controversially he’s mentally ill in the toxic masculinity way where hes so out of touch with his own emotions he doesnt even know how bad he is

#you’re absolutely right #also the #me 🤝 making my fav characters into people i would dislike if i met them irl #is SO REAL some of my favorite characters id give a wide berth irl why do we do this to ourselves #jsp is def one of those for me too #he’s just a teenage boyyy #and look at his father #you really think any of those kids are mentally sound??

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happy valentine’s to scorpius’ special wizard “friend” albus <3

#going feral bye

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yall saying jsp is the funny one but it’s LITERALLY LILY LUNA

#okay real #my little sister is the youngest of the three and she is the funniest for sure so this checks out #like james definitely would have his moments but lily would OWN it

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Astoria would have been the best mother-in-law Albus could ask for. She didn't want him to go through what she went through with Narcissa.

#ugh crying #astoria would’ve gotten along SO well you can’t change my mind

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next gen fav games:

albus: there’s two sides of him— dead by daylight (he forces scorpius to play just so he can bully the shit out of him and hear him scream on his mic when he gets jumpscared) or omori (someone check up on him maybe…)

scorpius: minecraft (he likes to be the housewife making his house look pretty whilst albus goes out and mines for their family of mushroom cows) and little misfortune (yeah he also needs a check up)

rose: sims 4 (how she deals with her god complex)

james: silent hill (says it’s because the protag is named after him but he’s actually very mentally ill and resonates with the manifestation of self-punishment)

lily: mortal kombat 11 (for the fatality, but mostly for mileena)

hugo: fortnite (bro is a toddler and likes to attend the concerts) and my singing monsters (bro was feeling… musical)

teddy: hades (local pansexual genderfluid sillyman lets himself get slain by the hot villains again) and baldurs gate 3 (for literally the same reasons except add character customisation)

victoire: cooking dash (she likes to feel stressed) and the witcher 3 (shes never played another witcher game)

lorcan: fnaf (he always thinks hes done with it and then a new game or dlc comes out) and it takes two (he forces lysander to play with him obvi)

lysander: little nightmares 2 (only game that had him shook)

fred: detroit: become human (loves story-based games and choose your own adventure) and batman: the telltale series (same reasons)

roxanne: telltale’s the walking dead (simply cant move on from any of the games except the third one)

dominique: the last of us (she’s an elitist and will yap about this game at any given chance)

louis: played doki doki literature club when he was 12 and that was it for bro (….core memories were made)

molly: resident evil 3 (she likes them all but is obsessed with jill) but also life is strange (she’s probably gay)

lucy: when asked will tell you its pathologic (which she still loves a lot and is an elitist about) but it’s secretly danganronpa (she likes feeling smart when she connects clues leave her alone)

yann: final fantasy 7 (hes obsessed with the world and its the only game he can play)

polly: amanda the adventurer (to no one’s surprise)

karl: roblox (he’s been banned on so many different servers for bullying little children and is one of the most infamous hated users in his continent)

craig: league of legends (he’s a bit of a loser) and injustice: gods among us (he needs to win the challenges and unlock the characters)

sophia: stardew valley (she wants to live in a world without conflict (she will get stressed over it anyway))

delphi: couldn’t play video games (she would’ve loved fran bow though)

alice: episode (she spends an embarrassing amount on gems)

frank: arkham knight (he’s literally batman guys) and what remains of edith finch (he has range guys)

auggie: project sekai (they need to go take a shower)

#realrealreallll #always speaking facts

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#james did this to albus

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Cuties <3

#theyy <33

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the fact that a lot of drarry shippers can treat astoria better and more respectfully than most dramione shippers is crazyyyy

#ops taaags #speak your truth 🗣️🗣️ #justice for astoria

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liking this ship is my fulltime job actually

#doing the lords work 🙌🙌