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hypokeimena · 1 hour
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i’ve never seen these i’m gasping and fanning myself
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hypokeimena · 2 hours
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I cant live like this i need to befriend somebodys grandma
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hypokeimena · 5 hours
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hypokeimena · 5 hours
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the thing about the way people go on and on about how smut and shipping ruins the ability to think about character or worldbuilding or whatever, is that this is inherently a skill issue. nothing better to tell you about a character and their most important internal neuroses (personal, social, cultural) than discovering how they like to fuck and who they want to fuck and the why of it all. such complainants should, rly speaking, read better smut.
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hypokeimena · 6 hours
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i hate driving. can some butterflies pull me via chariot yet.
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hypokeimena · 7 hours
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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hypokeimena · 7 hours
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hypokeimena · 8 hours
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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,
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hypokeimena · 8 hours
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and if i said that the first few episodes of mysterious lotus casebook have gandower energy? what then?
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Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks
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hypokeimena · 9 hours
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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this
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hypokeimena · 10 hours
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Wait so if hatchie skins are here what’s the anniversary update gonna be?????
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hypokeimena · 11 hours
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hypokeimena · 11 hours
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