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More things to clean!!

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

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shrimp tank (beastiarypetshop)

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🦐❤️

sounds about right

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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Happy bday fishy friend!

~shrimp

birthay

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well-

If you have a real life person as your pfp, I don't care if it's Taylor Swift or something, my subconscious will assume you look like that irl. Sometimes my subconscious even assumes that I look like my pfp irl. And if your pfp is not a real life person... Tbh my subconscious still assumes you look like that irl.

You know what, tag yourself... How close in appearance do you think you are to your pfp? Interpret how you will

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It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

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Offer accepted!

a lot of people seemed to like my shrimp doodles so I offer this shrimp I drew with oil pastels a few months ago 🦐

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I am also a shrimp :)

you are a very talented shrimp cook :)

#shrimp #fire shrimp #aquariums #aquarium #fishtank #saltwater #shrimp talks

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allo, I am a fire breathing shrimp. I am a fire shrimp after all

you know about those "fire breathing" shrimp that spit out luminescent fluid as a defense mechanism? those are cool I like those

dragon

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I would appreciate this

shrimps should have been made so thay you could put them in yoir pocket and pet them in your palm from time to time

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our idol

#shrimp talks #shrimp #fire shrimp #aquariums #aquarium #fishtank #saltwater #shrimpblr

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i swear to god the shrimp keeping community comes up with the absolute Names of All Time and it kinda hits you in the face. like awww, pregnant shrimp are referred to as "berried" how cute!!! oh but watch out for the fabled White Ring of Death that swoops down on your colony when you least expect it as a consequence of not taking care of your water parameters. now you must witness the awful sight of your beloved shrimp motionless with a split directly down the middle of their body. you monster. you let the Curse get them. this is your fault.

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The scringles have gathered

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freshwater friends!

New planted tank!!! I've got some orange neocaridina shrimp and a cute little betta set up in this 10 gallon aquarium. The betta's being called Steve for the moment.

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Allo! Shrimp here, here’s some reasons why cleaning your tank (home) is a good thing to do!

No algae, no problem - cleaning your area will give you a sense of a fresh start, plus, you can treat yourself after

Games - turn it into a game! sort things by colour, challenge yourself to speed run it (eg. I will clean this room by the end of this podcast ep)

relaxation - no worries after cleaning is done, you have space to chill

even just doing little bits - a bit of algae cleaned is better then none mi friendo, even doing one room or one shelf may motivate you to do more

appreciation - like us shrimp, you may not get paid for cleaning, but it’ll feel good when done

self pressure - if all else fails, annoy yourself to the point where cleaning becomes a stress relief

See also: procrastination. cleaning tank (house) becomes more fun when there’s an external thing going on just a few ideas! you don’t have to do it all in one, just little bits. Channel the shrimp

SOMEBODY CONVINCE ME TO CLEAN MY DAMN HOUSE. IT WONT EVEN BE THAT DIFFICULT.

#shrimp talks #fire shrimp #shrimp #fishtank #saltwater #aquarium #aquariums

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a flattering portrait

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yeah, we did. We also clean your tank too, and don’t get paid for it.

You telling me…

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