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when watching yet another indie animation pilot and adding it to the list of hyperfixations finally inspires you to make that indie animation trailer you've been putting off-

#yes it was ramshackle

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ive accidentally collected a new hyperfixation... at this point I feel like a pokemon trainer

#obsession #fandom things #hyperfixation

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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I take my title as the Hyperfixation Gremlin VERY seriously :D

I love barely escaping an obsession by your teeth and letting it drift into your unconscious only for a pinterest post to drag you back in kicking and screaming

my hyperfixations don't even go away they just fade into the background until something awakens them like an eldritch beast and them I gotta make it everyone else's problems like people say they have one hyperfixation at a time meanwhile my brain is just constantly thinking about like 15 different fandoms at the exact same time and that explains why I have migraines so often... istg if a nuerotypical person saw inside my brain they would die like a Victorian child with the common cold

it's like my brain is a convention full of like a hundred monster energy fueled geeks shouting about their headcanons and blorbos at the same time while I sit in the middle desperately trying to do math instead of thinking about how Grover doesn't have a soul he's the only one who won't get the meet the others in Elysium when he dies. (😭)

and if I put on music they just start shouting about a character that the song reminds them of

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I love barely escaping an obsession by your teeth and letting it drift into your unconscious only for a pinterest post to drag you back in kicking and screaming

my hyperfixations don't even go away they just fade into the background until something awakens them like an eldritch beast and them I gotta make it everyone else's problems like people say they have one hyperfixation at a time meanwhile my brain is just constantly thinking about like 15 different fandoms at the exact same time and that explains why I have migraines so often... istg if a nuerotypical person saw inside my brain they would die like a Victorian child with the common cold

it's like my brain is a convention full of like a hundred monster energy fueled geeks shouting about their headcanons and blorbos at the same time while I sit in the middle desperately trying to do math instead of thinking about how Grover doesn't have a soul he's the only one who won't get the meet the others in Elysium when he dies. (😭)

and if I put on music they just start shouting about a character that the song reminds them of

#hyperfixation #my brain #fandom things #obsession #blorbos #send help

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Holy shit, it's not like I NEEDED a heart.

Do you guys ever think,

when Percy dies, Grover will die at the same time. But unlike the others, they'll never be reunited in Elysium because Grover's a satyr who never get into Elysium, they turn into a tree.

And, if Annabeth is outlives Percy, she won't just grieve the love of her life but one of her best friends as well, one of the first people who believed in her, outside of luke and thalia.

One more thing, When Percy dies at least Annabeth will know she gets to see him again in Elysium but she'll also have to live with the knowledge that she'll never see Grover again even in death.

And if you don't want to think abt this, then:

Then don't think about her throwing away the collection of tin cans she and Percy probably kept for Grover.

Don't think about her using something from a tin can and thinking "I'll save this for Grover" and then realizing she'll never get to give it to him.

Don't think about her never being able to eat blue food or enchiladas again.

Don't think about her and Juniper holding each other and crying.

Don't think about Juniper momentarily hating Annabeth for getting to see her husband after she dies before forgetting all about her anger because they both lost their loves, damn it!

Don't think about Annabeth "Always Six Foot Ahead" Chase knowing death is approaching and making a list of what she wants to be burnt with so that she can give them to everyone who she has ever cared about. Adding "Tin Cans and Enchiladas" in the list before breaking down again.

Don't think abt Percy reaching Elysium, being greeted by all of his friends, looking around for grover before registering why he wasn't there.

Don't think about him mourning his best friend, his brother even when in Eternal Paradise.

Don't think about it.

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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.

Percy:

Percy: Do elaborate.

Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Nico: *Tilts head*

Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

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"FIVE STARS"

"FLAWLESS"

"GREATER THAN GREAT"

Trying to be normal but my brain says looks like you could use some help from the big boss of hell himself check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp

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Customer: *points to white sauce* I'll have some of that Alfredo, please.

The lesbians: *sweating* uh huh, yep, definitely Alfredo sauce nothing else haha...

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin edit #hazbin hotel edit #brokerdoll #carmilla carmine #hazbin velvette

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I am nonbinary, God of the lord farquad core.

HELP??

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

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art store tester sketchbooks hit different

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yk I didn't know this was a ship 5 seconds ago and now I want fics... do you mind if I write a oneshot based off this?

*After the overlord meeting*

Rosie: You know, "I could eat you for breakfast" is a rather bold thing to say right in front of a cannibal overlord

Velvette, grinning: Oh, I can back it up~

Rosie, intrigued: Really now?

LATER

Rosie, on her fifth orgasm: Aaaa-ahhhhh~ O-okay you've. You've proven y,your point, darling~

Velvette, momentarily pulling away from Rosie's pussy to respond: Oh I'm just getting started, luv~ *slides that thick, long tongue back into her pussy*

Rosie, blushing and melting from pleasure: Oo-oooohhhhhh~

my jealousy is immeasurable and my day is NOT ruined

the next overlord meeting and rosie cant stop staring at velvette like what the fuck. say something bold so we can do that again

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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Its actually so ironic that Romans claim that they are all "loyal soldiers" but camp Jupiter didn't even TRY to look for Jason??? That man was literally a praetor and is legit the SON of Jupiter. He is so important to their camp and held so much emotional importance. He was there since he was 4! None of his friends there apart from reyna seemed concerned about him either (heck I'd even argue that reyna's concern was watered down aswell, it could've been written better, rick making her develop a brief crush on Percy seemed very ooc for her, considering that she had been pining for jason for quite a long time and was seriously confident that they'd be together, So her pushing that out the window for a new boy she met 2 weeks ago seems not very Reyna tbh but it's my opinion ig) they were all just like "oh such a shame ig jason was cool"

It proves how they treat soldiers like they're some scraps of machine. Only important if they are helpful to you. But if they're gone? No big deal. We can always replace him with someone better.

If you compare this with chb, they are SO loyal to Percy, even the hunters started looking for him, even when they had little to no success, they tried anyway.

Camp Jupiter gave up pretty quickly and just considered him dead. heck, even if they thought jason was dead, why didnt they hold a funeral for him? not even a thank you for all the service he provided? it's heartbreaking. Because a part of Jason KNEW in the lost hero that nobody was looking for him the way Thalia was looking for Percy. He didn't even need his memories back to know that the people of his hometown didn't consider him as important. Fucking tragic.

In a way, I'm kind of glad Jason sort of rejected his roman life bc they did not deserve him at all (Except Reyna/hazel/Frank ofc but you get my point) atleast he had self respect to not go crawling back to a place where no one ever hesitated to replace him.

Camp half blood had done more for Jason in 6 months than Camp Jupiter had done in 15 years. To them, jason was just an asset, to the Greeks, Jason was a friend.