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BLIIIIITZØ ROCKING THAT OUTFIT (and Millie with long hair!? EXCUSE ME!??)

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Can we talk about th efucking servants FACE

just the "Same shit new day" XD

After obsessive rewatching the Stolitz duet and laughing at Stolas's switchup from "Tonight's gonna be great!" and having the in love disney princess vibe to "I'LL FUCKING DIE ALONE" having a panic attack in the fridge crying on the kitchen table is because he had no happy pills and now the depression & anxiety is settling in 😭

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fr tho, the hobbit movies BUTCHERED Beorn.

Beorn is an intimidating but cheerful figure. Think Albus Dumbledore. A lot of power, one to be feared, but overall optimistic.

Beorn in the movies is just. . . a guy? A really boring mildly growly guy.

Something about Beorn's bear form design in the Hobbit movies has always looked off to me but I never could figure out why. It's because they made his hind legs digitigrade

Actual bears' hind legs are plantigrade

Why did they do this. It just looks strange and un-bear-like

Look at this it looks so weird. Also this gif is so fucking funny why is he falling like that. Anatomically incorrect bear be upon ye

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BABY BOY!!!😭😭😭

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There are two types of people..

This duet actually has me dying of laughter

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The fact they’ve both been in fridges

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I really want to highlight a couple of the doodles on Blitzø's calendar rn

The first one being this:

So first off we got a lineup up of very cheerful dicks coming down from a rainbow. And these dicks are running to a derpy adorable doodle of Stolas. He even provided an arrow for clarification. It's so whimsical and joyful of an image.

And then we also get this:

Which is a doodle of Stolas being happy and cheering at the point on the calendar saying MOON in fully capital letters and with a big circle.

All of this is just showing pure excitement and joy. it like genuinely warms my heart a little.

Like Blitzø really seems to enjoy and look forward to his time with Stolas! These are just so adorable I had to talk about them a little.

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The thing about the Blitz full moon outfit is it’s such a contrast to how he normally dresses. It’s cute and vulnerable and a little young looking. It’s cheerful, no black coat, the lil bow tie. It’s like such a good reflection of his excitement I can’t stand it. Like he took his coat off for Stolas, and all of his coats are armor, they are spikey and wide and now he’s just in this little t-shirt. I think every other time he shows up in either his coat or a costume for their rendezvous and it’s like he’s dressing special for this night because he’s so gleeful and IT IS GOING TO KILL ME.

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Guys… GUYS! THEY ARE AT STOLAS’S PLACE. 😱

It’s his bedroom couch 🫥

Seeeeee?!

So like…. After Stolas belts out at Veronsika’s concert they end up back at his place…

That’s good news right?

RIGHT????

And maybe they TALK?

MAYBE? 🥺

I’m grasping at straws here… THEY HAVE TO BE HAPPY 😭

I NEED THIS FOR MY FUCKING SANITY

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Plz look at how Fizz was in the trailer and tell me he wouldn't be super excited to help Blitzø out

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actually fuck the moon deal fuck healthy communication. stolas looking like he's about to fly off the handle? blitz SMILING about it?? the bedroom eyes and feet kicked up on the dash??? fuck problem resolution brother i'm ready for season 3 to be their hatefuck era

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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Sometimes they say complicated names or sing songs that I wanna fully be able to appreciate.

It's like listening to Hamilton, you can appreciate it on it's own, but on the first listen-through you won't grab every joke if you don't have the lyrics to read with you.

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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The face of a man who has lived in these kids' hometown all his life and has never seen the Elric brothers more than 20 feet apart.

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening