i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

of course we don't. tell us stranger, who are you?

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#are you harming alcyoneus? #because if you are I'm afraid I'll have to interfere #the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

Fuck off🖕

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

@the-lovely-planet-earth your children are such curious creatures...

OK I am now ready to hide with my bone collection. :D

#want some tea? #or a scone?

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

well i do think that you're annoying, and I don't really hate your existence its more like... severe dislike

eat the scone already

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#so why would you care? #<- again. why wouldn't I care.

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

forget about it

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#<- well that's sweet #but why do you care? #why wouldn't I care

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#please take this scone and shut up

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

...who is that.

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#<- Wha- why are you giving me a scone if you hate me so much? #aww wait did you poison it milky? nah you're not like that... #<- no #you need to eat something #and NO its not poisened

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

you give me mind-numbing headaches

i didn't even know i could get headaches until you came along

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#<- you talking to me or andro? #both of you #take this scone and shut up please

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

well at least me and andromeda finally agree on something

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#you are quite annoying.... #no offense or whatever #want some scones?

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

you fucker

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy hi bestie :)

#don't even CALL me bestie #I am not your friend #the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

I have no clue

See I was never the type to drink a healthy amount of water it was always too little, but I just some lovely iced water- like 3 glasses of- and I feel great! It's so refreshing and mmmm yum yum yum

I'm going to try and drink more water from now on- with nothing mixed into it just plain, nice, thanda thanda (cold cold) water.

In Sha Allah

I've really got to start taking care of my health more man...

Anyways water is nice and keeping hydrated is cool

#you don't sound like mars #<- I was thinking the same thing #child are you okay?

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

Do you have any kids?

Like- are the planets and constellations your kids or?

thats a question best left unanswered.

#care for a scone? #the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

I hate how beating up children to the point of drawing blood is still a prevent form of punishment in india and a common experience many people including me have gone though. You're not really teaching anything by doing that. You're only breeding fear and trauma and abusing your power and just causing a cycle of generational abuse and domestic violence. The adult women, all mothers including my own, literally laugh while sharing stories about how they beat up their kids in brutal ways I can't even recount here as a way to 'teach them a lesson'. Beating up kids DOES equal to child abuse and its time to normalize saying that.

#tw blood mention #tw child abuse mention #child abuse #stop domestic abuse #domestic abuse #tw abuse mention #tw abuse #ooc posts #stop child abuse

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

what makes you so milky compared to other galaxies, and why is it the way?

you humans were the ones that named me, I honestly have no clue about your logic.

#the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

The stars is one of the things I love most (my wife comes first, i lov her more then anythin-)

....hence the reason why I made a oc who originally had a full mask but it broke to make a cresent shape, aND shes one of my favorite lil characters.

....

(I lof her.)

oh wow! that actually looks pretty cool :)

#and thank you. #stars are indeed beautiful are they not? #the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

both of you stop fighting

what space blogs are there?

Heyo! There's quite a lot actually- lemme share the planets first (some are side blogs of some blogs btw):

@the-lovely-planet-earth @planet-king-jupiter @the-ringed-planet-saturn @the-speedy-planet-mercury @the-chill-planet-uranus @the-adorable-planet-neptune @totally-neptune-official @venus-the-morning-star @the-enigmatic-planet-x

oh and there's pluto- two of them:

@official-planet-pluto @truly-pluto

then the dwarfies:

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet @makemake-the-silly-dwarfie @the-real-eris @asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

we also got galaxies:

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy @i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy @i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

then we got da moons:

@the-serene-moon-luna @moon-of-fear-phobos @the-panic-moon-deimos @pizza-moon-io @speckled-callisto @charon-of-pluto @golden-moon-titan

our suns:

@the-radiant-sun @truly-the-sun

a totally tiny star:

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

and here is the list of constellations!

also there's the same pic of planets and moon blogs asw like @same-pic-of-the-blood-moon and @same-pic-of-mars-everyday and a lot more

I might've missed some but I hope this helped! :)

#especially over something as mundane as this. #the milky way

[i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy]

sure!

THIS IS WAR!!!

@definitely-waste-management

THE GOOSE ARMY IS DECLARING WAR ON YOU

BE PREPARED FOR CHAOS, BE PREPARED FOR WAR

And to all of goose god's allies, THROW YOUR BOTTLES TO THE GROUND ON YOUR POSTS, ANGER WASTE MANAGEMENT, DISREGARD THEIR LOVE FOR PUTTING TRASH IN BINS( just don't be rude to them)

@walmart-the-official

@youraveragemagicalthief

@local-pickpocket

@lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster

@france-unofficial

@god-of-death-official

@i-say-bean

@official-fedex

@canadian-hellbird

@the-official-god-of-chaos

@the-gimmick-authority

@sony-official

@totally-bing

@bisexual-navy

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@soup--man

@bi-poly-space-station

@the-god-of-bread

@silly-little-words-on-the-screen

@denmark-official

@the-real-gmail

@truly-the-sun

@aro-sp-ace-force

@the-aplatonic-cavalry

@kaythekatt

@genderfluid-marine-corp

@might-be-capricorn

@ursa-major-actually

@the-missiles-guy

@the-chance-wizard

@gimmick-swag

@unofficalgojosatoru

MY GOOSE ARMY, TAG ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!

And a quick reminder,

@i-say-bean shall not be harmed in any way

If bean is harmed, goose god will gets ita parents to kill you

#how amusing this is. #and this means I get to have a excuse to punch death in the face. #how wonderful!