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A Circus of Me, Myself, and I - submitted by @StitchtheLilo

#FEBD0E #F9560B #FE016E #8338EC #3A86FF

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Designer brands just be making anything…

#lube shoes #cum shoes

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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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Some people say that cats don't make expressions but you can see the thoughts in this boy's head plain as day

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Just because I smoke the cheapest, most dirt laced, stem packed and weed wacked, dried Oregano shred ass, autumn coloured trench shit. That pre milled into fucking corn meal type dispo scrap crap. Doesn't mean I'm less worthy of love.

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my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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who here is still fingering things out

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Yooooo blue eyed samurai tho????

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obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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holy fucking shit

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Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me