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the tag was a nice surprise :0

Last song: Five Nights at Freddy’s by the Living Tombstone. My fnaf phase is crawling out hell to take me back with it.

Last TV Show/Movie: Doctor Who, for the new episodes that have been coming out. Also been binging random Marvel movies.

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I’m a spicy and sweet person all the way. Love spicy candy. I do love a good steak though.

Current Obsession: Hatsune Miku and recently Doctor Who. Watched some of my favorite episodes leading up to the new special and loved it.

Nine tags - @nnt-tweets @geesegoosesblog @azurenxva @princeliones @birdbath201 @lemaskadra @flyingfriescoke @transboykirito @demonprincezeldris

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

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Bisexual Kirito hints from the Light Novel:

"Klein held his curved sword at mid-level as his handsome features crumbled into a pathetic grimace beneath the tasteless bandanna." - Kirito's thoughts in Volume 1 (Aincrad) ~~~~ “Hey, Kirito! Turns out you look pretty cute after all! Just my type!” I grimaced and called back over my shoulder. “And you look ten times better now that you’re a mountain bandit!” - Klein and Kirito in Volume 1 (Aincrad) ~~~~ “All right, let’s go. Besides, I’d rather not wait to see you blubbering with fear.”

“On the contrary, try not to have your mind blown by my graceful sword work.” We turned our faces away from each other with simultaneous huffs. But for some reason, our constant trading of insults was starting to excite me…" - Kirito's degradation kink in Volume 2 (Aincrad) ~~~~ “Hang on, I’ve got this.” He winked at Leafa. “Now, we’ve got a deal to discuss.” Kirito pulled up a trade window and pointed out a list of items to the man. “Here’s all the items and yrd I earned from this fight. If you answer the simple questions we have for you, I might just give you all of this loot. How about that?” The man opened and closed his mouth several times, staring at Kirito’s bright smile. He glanced around the vicinity—probably checking to confirm that the period of resurrection for all the other salamanders had expired, and they’d been teleported back to their save point far from here—before looking back at Kirito. “…Seriously?” “Dead serious.” They traded devious smirks, and Leafa sighed to herself. “Men…” - Kirito and an ALO player in Volume 3 (Fairy Dance)

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"He looked to be my age—about seventeen or eighteen. His ash-brown hair had just a hint of waviness. Like me, he wore a simple tunic and trousers. He was sitting on a root like a bench, holding something round in his right hand. The odd part was his appearance. His skin was cream-colored, but he appeared neither fully Western nor Eastern. His features were fine and gentle, and his eyes looked dark green. The moment I saw his face, something deep in my head itched again… deep in my soul. But the instant I tried to seize the feeling, it vanished." - Kirito meeting Eugeo for the "first time" in Volume 9 (Alicization)

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"His grip was much firmer than his skinny build would suggest." - Kirito commenting on Eugeo's physique in Volume 9 (Alicization)

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Something powerful welled up in my chest, and I had to fight it down to maintain control. I grinned and told him, “All right. I’ll teach you everything I know. But the training will be harsh.” I let my smile turn impish and held out a hand. Eugeo’s mouth softened at last, and he clasped it.

“That’s just what I’m hoping for. In fact…it really is what I’ve wanted… for ever and ever.” His head dipped again, and a few clear drops fell, catching the sunlight. He stepped forward before I could even register surprise and thudded his forehead against my shoulder. I felt his whisper through my body more than heard it. “I just…figured it out. I’ve been waiting for you, Kirito. Waiting here in the forest for six long years for you to come…” “…Yeah.”

My own voice was barely audible. I reached around and thumped him lightly on the back with my left hand, still holding the sword in it. “I’m pretty sure that I woke in this forest…in order to meet you, Eugeo.” I hardly even recognized that I had said the words, but I was certain they were the truth. - YujiKiri moment in Volume 9 (Alicization)

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"As I lightly patted his not-too-muscular yet nonetheless well-built shoulders while reminiscing on today's events——" - 32/33 If novel - (If We Could Walk Together) (Part 2)

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"Chasing after my partner's well-toned back as he headed up the passageway, I made up my mind: Whenever I become a high-ranked knight, I'm so moving into the floor just below this one…" - 32/33 If novel - (If We Could Walk Together) (Part 3)

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“You’re late, Kirito!” Naturally, that came from a boy—if you could still call him that—with flaxen blond hair, sitting on the bed second from the end on the right. My partner, Eugeo. He stood up and put his hands on his hips. He’d grown an inch or two since we’d first met two years ago and was more firmly built now. It only made sense, as he would be nineteen this year. Yet his gentle features and sparkling green eyes hadn’t changed a bit. - Kirito's growing muscle kink in Volume 10 (Alicization)

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Eugeo whimpered, then clamped his mouth shut.

But Kirito smirked and boasted, “Have no fear, young man. Big Bro will never abandon you.” - Kirito "teasing" Eugeo in Volume 11 (Alicization)

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He scrunched up his face and looked down at the ground, so I moved toward him and ruffled his flaxen hair. “You’re such a worrywart. I told you —whether my memory comes back or not, I’m going along on your journey to the end.”

Eugeo raised his reddened faced and protested, “Don’t treat me like a child.” But he didn’t try to brush away my hand. “I’m…I’m not doubting your word. You’ve said that over and over. But…when I started thinking about how our journey might be coming to an end, it just…”

His voice was tense and thick with emotion, and I started to feel something rising within my own chest. I looked up, hand still on Eugeo’s head. - Kirito "reassuring" Eugeo in Volume 11 (Alicization)

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“Sadly, this is not for children like you…especially not criminal children. It’s a hundred-and-fifty-year vintage from the Western Empire. I might let you sample its bouquet, though.”

He grinned, swiveling the glass in his fingers. Even in the starlight, he was shockingly handsome. The combination of his prominent, thin-bridged nose and slightly wild eyebrows had a profound balance, and his long, sharp eyes glinted with intelligence. Eugeo and I were both shocked into silence. The knight uncrossed his legs and stood up, his armor faintly ringing. He was very tall—at least a head taller than me. His deep-violet cape and pale-purple hair both flowed in the night breeze. - Kirito describing Eldrie upon him and Eugeo meeting him for the first time in Volume 11 (Alicization)

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"Now that I thought about it, in the two years since I’d met him near Rulid, there had never been a situation in which I couldn’t see him immediately if I wanted—until right now. We slept outdoors on our long journey to Centoria, complained about sharing a cramped inn floor, and even shared dorm rooms the entire time we were at Swordcraft Academy. It was simply a given that we were always together, and although I didn’t always think about him, I felt oddly lonely now that we were apart. No—it wasn’t that simple. Here in the Underworld, the ultimate virtual realm, I’d finally found the very first person of my gender that I could truly call a best friend. It was a bit embarrassing to admit, but that was the plain truth of it." - Kirito realizing how important Eugeo is to him, if not MORE than Asuna, in Volume 13 (Alicization)

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Like sand sucking up water, Eugeo had absorbed all the combat strategies I’d built up over the last few years, which I grandiosely called the Aincrad style. I couldn’t help but feel a strangely deep joy and satisfaction in his progress. This swordplay had been the source of my personal pride, and yet nothing more than gaming techniques—and it felt like Eugeo learning and making them his own had turned that skill into something real for the first time. If I could solve all the problems afflicting the Underworld and escape safely with Eugeo’s fluctlight intact, I wanted to have him dive into ALfheim Online instead—I was certain that the lightcube was capable of interfacing with all Seed-based VR worlds equally—so that he could meet Asuna, Leafa, Klein, and all the others. Here’s my first pupil, and best friend, I’d say to them.

I couldn’t wait for that moment to arrive. At that point, for the very first time, I’d finally be on the same level as the many people who supported and helped me…

“What are you grinning about?” I blinked, startled out of my reverie by the sound of a voice to my right. I turned to see Alice, who was watching me with an unpleasant look. I quickly brought up a hand to rub at the corner of my mouth as I protested. “Er, I was just…thinking about some stuff ahead…” - Kirito "thinking" of Eugeo in Volume 13 (Alicization)

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“………Eugeo………” The name left my mouth as barely more than a moan.

I would never mistake him for anyone else. He was my partner and my best friend; we’d been inseparable since our meeting in the forest two years ago. The only thing that kept me going for so long in this alternate world was Eugeo’s presence at my side. I would never, ever see his features in someone else’s face by accident. - Kirito's reaction to Integrity Knight Eugeo in Volume 13 (Alicization)

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Eugeo’s muscled body, the translucent blade of the Blue Rose Sword, and the crystal prism formed one straight line. - Volume 14 (Alicization)

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Eugeo’s eyelids were just barely lifted. He was smiling. His face was paler than the moonlight itself, and his lips were totally bloodless. It was obvious that his life was continuing to drain away. But his green eyes were the same as when I first met him, gentle and warm and bright. - Kirito gazing gayly at Eugeo even as he 🥹 in Volume 14 (Alicization)

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“Kirito, did you…did you just hear that…?” “Hear what…? Oh, about the yummy-nummy milk? You’ve really taken to fatherhood, haven’t you? Ha-ha-ha.” “Don’t you ‘ha-ha-ha’ me! Now that you’ve heard that, I can’t let you leave unharmed. I’ve gotta pound that memory right outta your head!”

“Bring it!” - Kirito and Iskahn in Volume 19 (Moon Cradle)

(Kirito, why are you smiling?)

*Afterward...*

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"Between the brim of the hat and the folded collar of the jacket, the sun shone on gentle, wavy hair. It was not blond but a darker golden brown. In a word: flaxen. Suddenly, my heart began racing without reason. My breathing quickened and became shallower; my fingertips went cold and numb. Awkwardly, I craned my neck to the right, capturing the entirety of the commander in my sight. If he was a man, he was neither skinny nor bulky. If either, he was on the slender side, similar to my figure. But even through the thick coat, I could tell his muscles were well honed. I wanted to reach out and feel his shoulder to see how hardy it was. In fact, I wanted to rip off his mask, pull those collars apart, and——" - Kirito meeting Eolyne for the first time in Volume 24 (Unital Ring)

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this is my note btw, i feel terrible for what happened to Jack. and just needed to vent out my frustrations a bit.

i got c1 furina tho on genshin. so that’s kinda cool.

#ao3 writer #ao3 author #author notes #my car #i’m so sorry #i love you so much #you protected me #i’m glad that our final good drive was to get some cake #it’s been a week and it’s only tuesday

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happy birthday kirito!!!

#kirito #happy burthday #october #sword art online #kirito fanart

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I just remembered a book trilogy called The Hero's Guide by Christopher Healy, and can I say, it has some of the most ridiculous quotes that fit the LU boys so well??

(I got the quotes from here and here but again, they're all from Christopher Healy books.)

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Happy Birthday to my favorite 3000+ demon!!!!

#meliodas #grandpa #seven deadly sins #happy birthday #i love you Meliodas

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A bittersweet and tear-jerking idea.

Imagine Sugu asking Kirito to draw what Eugeo looked like. Claiming it would be therapeutic for Kirito to do so. Kirito reluctantly agrees. Kirito draws him up, then Sugu asks him to show her what his hair color was, his eye color, what he wore.

Then after that, Sugu leaves, and a few hours later she comes back with a small little plush toy she made of Eugeo.

Kirito takes the plush toy, trying not to cry, but Sugu hugs him and rubs his back, telling him it’s okay to cry. Kirito cries it out for an hour, while Sugu comforts him. Once Kirito is finished, he smiles at her and tells her that he’ll cherish the plush.

Kirito always has the plush with him, it doesn’t matter where he goes. It’s his comfort item. It’s how he copes with his trauma. He even talks to it, tells the plush how his day was, but then laughs and says it’s silly - cause the plush already knew how his day has been- because it’s been with him the entire time.

He cannot sleep without it. The one and only time he misplaced the plush toy, he about had a mental break down, he was panicked and tearing through the house for it. He nearly became sick due to how distressed he was.

Needless to say, the Eugeo plush was an amazing idea, and Kirito thanks Sugu for the plush often, saying that it’s done wonders for his mental, emotional and physical health.

Kirito loves his Eugeo plush, and sometimes if he closes his eyes and concentrates, while curled up in bed with the Eugeo plush… he swears he can hear Eugeo telling him goodnight and that he’ll see him in the morning. Just like back in the Underworld, when they’d share the same bed together.

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The lands of Hyrule is struck with a terrible plague of nightmares. No one able to sleep or rest without absolute terror filling their minds. Without the energy, the people find no will to work or play. But yet, one boy seems unaffected by these night terrors. Growing wary everyday for his siblings, the boy takes it upon himself to figure what has been happening to the world.

Equipped with a poorly made rapier and dusty old tunic, a boy named Lonk sets off for Hyrule Castle. As he uncovers the truth to what’s really happening, will he be able to stop it?

He wants to protect the world that he loves, the people he loves, but what can he do when he’s not the chosen hero?

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Hello Hello! My name is Shizi and i’ve had this AU idea just living rent free in my head for a while now! And i wanted to share it somewhere.

As you might know, Lonk is an old mii and meme from that originated years ago thanks to Street Pass. He’s just a funny version of our beloved Hero of Hyrule, Link!

I use the Lonk mii a lot for a couple games, like Miitopia. And while reading the comic @linkeduniverse by Jojo sent me down a spiral of character ideas for Lonk. Ranging from his adventure, world, and even some weapons.

So if you’re interested, ask some questions about the world and stuff, i’d be more then happy to talk about this world and get my brain juice running.

Up to this point, only a few vague concepts have been set in stone and have been described above the cut. Even then these ideas can and will be improved upon in the future.

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First Lonk concept drawings

~~The Legend of Zelda franchise is owned by Nintendo and made by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka.~~

~~I didn’t make Lonk nor do i own him. I credit tainteddangel (username is most likely out of date, the original post was in 2013) for posting the first picture of Lonk.~~

~~Most story ideas are mine however. Aside from obvious inspiration taken from the LOZ universe, the actual story line is mine! I hope you enjoy <3~~

Also, if you want to make fan art or fanfics of this AU, go ahead! I have no right to stop you nor do i want to. Just use the tag #LonkHeroOfHope so i can see it! I’ll love to hear your thoughts and ideas.

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WOLFIE SAYS PRIDE WOOF.

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MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE

i really wanna write an AU where Aincrad is a minecraft server (like, they're still stuck in it and it's still a death game, but it's a minecraft server)

ONE LIFE AU ONE LIFE AU ONE LIFE AU kirito and asuna have to be lizzie and joel and argo is scott

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Yujikirisuna HC's?

I personally don’t have any ship hc but i do have some individual character hcs. So here are some of my Kirito ones.

-Kirito is a lot more sassier in game then irl. The game gives him confidence because he knows he’s in the the best fighters in game.

-He seems like he would be in astrology. With the fact he brought Asuna to the stars and he was called the Star King it seems like he would develop some interest in them.

-Kirito is a lot more shy then what the anime depicted. He would stutter on his words more especially to people like Heathcliff or Guild leaders. Everyone else however is where he shows more of his sass to.

-Everytime Kirito cooks the something breaks. From a spoon to the pot itself is not safe.

-He locks himself out of his house on more then one occasion.

-He’s into edgy fashion. Lot’s of blacks, dark blues, and a hint of red here and there.

That’s just some of them! And sorry if this wasn’t what you were looking for. Thanks for asking :D

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more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny

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ima be real honest with you. i went through a phase where i shipped these two as well. i wrote literal fanfics

Babe wake up new stupid fucking crackship just dropped

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where can i find this? please i need to know

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Pls reblog if u vote :)