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BREAKING NEWS!

05-17-2024

Rope MF, infamously known for his obsession with ropes, was walking back home from his aunt’s house when he was hit by the halberd driven by no other than our beloved hero Meta Knight. Many people debate whether this attack was intentional or accidental.

In a interview with Meta Knight, he states, 

“I will not say anything that can be used against me in court, but just so we’re clear, I did not purposely hit Rope MF. I was practicing my driving and lost control. You can ask any of the Meta Knights, they will back up my case.”

Whether Meta Knight’s reputation will be ruined by this is still up in the air, with people like King Dedede and Bandana Waddle Dee cutting ties with Meta Knight until he apologizes. Bandana Waddle Dee’s seriousness about cutting ties is called into question with locals seeing him train with Meta Knight.

(Posted by Chain MOFO, copied from PPP news article)

#Rope MF #Kirby OC #waddle dee OC #Kirby #Meta Knight #<— mentioned #kirby halberd #kirby fanart #hello! it is i chain mofo here to inform you that there will be no “rope of the week” due to the reason shown above #my opinion on meta knight #he definitely hit rope mf on purpose #due to repeated patterns of aggressive behavior aimed towards rope mf whether physical or verbal. #though meta knight does not actively seek out rope mf to hate on him he will not hesitate to act hostile towards them. #furthermore rope mf was barely five feet away from his aunt's house before being hit by the halberd. #realistically with a ship that large #it would not only just hit rope mf but also the house as well #though i may be biased which will influence how i interpret things #poor dolly dumb*as dee saw the entire thing from her house. #her mom is planning on sending her to therapy because it scarred her so badly. #have a good day. i’ll be paying rope mf hospital bill because he refuses to spend his money on anything else except ropes.

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LOOK AT MY BABY COUSIN!!!

LOOK AT HER!!!

I’VE NEVER SEEN HER THIS HAPPY BEFORE!

(Not everyone in Rope MF’s family have such strong emotions displayed on their faces naturally. It’s a recessive trait.)

THIS IS THE PICTURE MY AUNT TOOK OF HER ON HER BIRTHDAY TWO DAYS AGO

SHE JUST TURNED FOUR!

THAT’S THE DOLL SHE WAS GIFTED

I GAVE HER A PRESENT TOO!

IT WAS A DOLL HOLDING A ROPE!!!

SHE TOLD ME THAT MY GIFT WAS HER FAVORITE!

ISN’T SHE ADORABLE?!

I LOVE HER AND ROPES SO MUCH!!!

Size difference:

#Kirby fanart #kirby OC #Rope MF #waddle dee OC #Kirby OCs #Dolly Dumb*ss Dee #Dolly or Dolly Dee for short #the purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #DID YOU KNOW THAT THE STRONGEST ROPE IN THE WORLD IS HIGH MODULUS POLYETHYLENE? HMPE FOR SHORT #THIS ROPE IS EIGHT TIMES STRONGER THAN STEEL AND JUST 2-4 MM CAN CARRY 100 KG!!! #THAT’S AMAZING!!! IMAGINE HOW MANY MUCH ROPES I COULD HOLD WITH ONE SINGLE ROPE! #DOLLY DOESN'T TALK MUCH #I ALSO DIDN’T GET TO CELEBRATE HER BIRTHDAY TWO DAYS AGO #THAT’S BECAUSE I’M BANNED FROM ANY TYPE OF FAMILY GATHERINGS INCLUDING HER BIRTHDAY #I THINK THATS PRETRY RUDE #BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE WE CELEBRATED HER BIRTHDAY AT MY HOUSE WHERE I GAVE HER MY GIFT!

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I FOUND THIS STRANGE OLD MAN ON MY LAWN

Note:

(Unknown if this is cannon in the Rope MF timeline)

HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS LOST AND NEEDED HELP FINDING HIS WAY BACK 

SO I AGREE TO HELP HIM

AND WHILE WE WERE WALKING HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HE IS A WAR MAN, A LEADER AND FOUNDER OF SOMETHING

I DON’T REMEMBER!

AND WITH WAR BEING ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL

I TOLD HIM THAT ROPES ARE GREAT TOOLS IN SURVIVAL SITUATION

BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!!

DID YOU KNOW ROPES CAN BE USED AS A MAKESHIFT SLING FOR YOUR ARM?

IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BUILD SHELTERS

IN MANY WAYS!!!

IF YOU HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN TIE IT BETWEEN TWO TREES AND PUT THE TARP ON TOP OF IT. AFTER THAT, YOU SPREAD THE ENDS OF THE TARP TO MAKE A TENT SHAPE AND NAIL OR HAVE SOMETHING HEAVY TO KEEP THE CORNERS DOWN

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN GATHER A BUNCH OF TWIGS AND USE TWO TWIGS TO MAKE A TRIANGLE SHAPE FROM THE GROUND TO TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND DO THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE, MAKE SURE THE TOP OF THE TRIANGLE CROSSES EACH OTHER A BIT. AFTER THAT PLACE A TWIG ON TOP OF BOTH TRIANGLE AND TIE A ROPE WHERE THE TWIGS TOUCH. AFTER THAT USE THE REST OF THE TWIGS TO FILL THE EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN EACH END OF THE SHAPE. USE LEAVES, OR ANY MATERIALS (I PREFER ROPES) TO COVER THE TOP AND TO COVER ANY HOLES THAT SHOWS THEMSELVES.

IT COULD BE USED TO SUSPEND YOUR FOOD IN THE AIR, SO IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR WILDLIFE TO STEAL YOUR FOOD.

YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS BY-

(The rest was cut off. Simplified: you can also use ropes to fish, make snow shoes, build floating vessels, start fires, and make snares.)

WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT ROPES, HE INTERRUPTED ME!

WHICH IS VERY RUDE BY THE WAY!

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING ABOUT ROPES!!!

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN STARTED RUNNING

HE’S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE

I’M TYPING THIS WHILE HE’S GOING

IF I’M BEING HONEST HERE,

HE’S VERY LOUD.

(Link to the sequel at the Kirby OC tournament)

@quanblovk

#Kirby OC #Kirby OCs #Rope MF #Sir Uther #waddle dee OC #Kirby fanart #the purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT HIS SON BUT I WASN’T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION #DID YOU KNOW THAT CLIMBING ROPES WERE DESIGN TO STRETCH TO A CERTAIN EXTENT? #THIS IS TO REDUCE MAJOR INJURIES AND ABSORB THE IMPACT OF THE FALL #ISN’T THAT COOL!!! #THEY REALLY THINK OF EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING ROPES!!! #BECAUSE IF WE FALL WE DON’T TAKE MUCH DAMAGE #BUT IF IT WAS KING DEDEDE OR A CAPPY USING A CLIMBING ROPE THAT FEATURE WILL BE VERY USEFUL #HE’S STILL IN THE BATHROOM. #I’M GOING TO TELL HIM HE’S LOUD WHEN HE COMES BACK #IF HE DOES!

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ROPE OF THE WEEK (3):

SISAL ROPE

FROM ROPE AND CORD / ROPE & CORD

(It’s actually called that)

I LOVE ROPE AND CORD!!!

THEY’RE MY FAVORITE STORE!!!

BUT I'M NEVER ABLE TO SHOP THERE BECAUSE I’M BANNED 

(He used to visit that store every day from opening to closing hour and harassed customers and employees by telling them rope facts)

I WILL NOW TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE ROPES I USED TO BUY THERE ALL THE TIME BEFORE I GOT BANNED

WITH 9 REVIEWS (SURPRISINGLY) AND RATED 5 STARS

THIS SISAL ROPE IS THREE-STRANDED AND TWISTED JUST LIKE THE ROPE BEFORE

(Rope of the week (2) link)

EXCEPT IT’S A SISAL ROPE INSTEAD OF A POLYETHYLENE

NOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SISAL ROPE AND MANILA ROPE SINCE THEY ARE COMMONLY CONFUSED WITH EACH OTHER

WHICH I DON’T GET WHY THEY ARE WHEN IT’S VERY OBVIOUS

I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE!

(Took up too much time will be explained in another post)

NOW YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

THIS ROPE’S DIAMETER RANGES FROM 3/16 IN. TO 1 IN

WHICH MEANS YOU CAN USE IT FOR VARIOUS PURPOSES BECAUSE IT’S DIAMETER ISN’T LIMITED

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN’T CLIMB A ROPE THAT IS 3/15 IN.

AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE DIAMETER AFFECTS THE STRENGTH SO IT CAN HOLD AS LITTLE AS 540 POUNDS (WHICH IS STILL SUPER STRONG) TO 8100 POUNDS!!!!

THIS ROPE IS SO STRONG!!!!!!!!!!

IF I WAS THAT STRONG I COULD HOLD SO MANY ROPES!!!!!!

NOT ONLY THAT IT IS ALSO ROT AND ULTRAVIOLET RESISTANT

THOUGH IT SADLY SINKS IN WATER 

IT DOES SOMETHING COOLER IF YOU LET THE ROPE ABSORBS WATER

IT BECOMES STRONGER BY 120%!!!

IT TURNED ITS GREATEST WEAKNESS TO IT’S GREATEST STRENGTH

THIS ROPE IS MY IDOL

I AM TAKING SWIMMING LESSONS BECAUSE OF THIS ROPE

(Genuinely true, not an exaggeration)

YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY IT BECOMES STRONGER IN THE WATER BECAUSE ONE OF THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS ROPE IS TO MAKE FISHING NETS

THIS IS NOT ONLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROPE (THEY ARE ALL) BUT SAILOR WADDLE DEE’S FAVORITE ROPE 

I SEE THEM WALK INTO THE ROPE AND CORD STORE AND WALKING OUT WITH 600 FEETS OF THIS ROPE VERY OFTEN

WHICH COST AROUND 2,100 STAR COINS

I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT

SO I ASKED THEM “HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE?”

THEY REPLIED:

"GAUN AWAY FRAE ME YE ROPE MAD RADGE! AH'M GONNY NAB THE BIGGEST F*CKIN FISH ANYBODY'S EVER CLAPPED EYES ON!"

(English translation:

Leave me alone you rope-obsessed idiot! I’m going to catch the largest f*cking fish anybody have ever seen! Radge is the Scottish term for dangerous idiot)

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, SO I LEFT

RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN BUYING THIS ROPE MORE OFTEN FROM MY ROPE DEALER BECAUSE I NEEDED TO REPLACE MY FURNITURE

AND BEFORE I WAS BANNED I BOUGHT A LOT OF THIS ROPE TO DECORATE MY FURNITURE BECAUSE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART

I USED IT FOR MY RUGS, COASTERS, LAMPS, WALLS, PLANTS, TABLES, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE

SO I’VE BEEN REDECORATING MY NEW FURNITURE WITH MY ROPE

WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE FURNITURE WITHOUT ROPE IS VERY UGLY

I RATE THIS ROPE A

10/10

#Rope MF #kirby oc #waddle dee oc #The purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN ROPES WERE FIRST CREATED THEY WERE MADE OUT OF EITHER FLAX GRASS PAPYRUS LEATHER DATE PALMS OR ANIMAL FUR? #ROPES MADE OUT OF HEMP ONLY STARTED EXISTING 2800 B.J. (Before Jambastion) #I WISH I WAS ABLE TO COLLECT ROPES FROM THAT LONG AGO! #THAT WOULD MAKE ME A TRUE ROPE LOVER! #BANDANA WADDLE DEE CAME BY WITH OTHER WADDLE DEES TO HELP REBUILD MY HOUSE #BUT THEY BUILT IT ON THE GROUND #I DON’T KNOW HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT BACK UP IN THE TREE WHERE IT BELONGS #I TOLD THEM MANY TIMES THAT I IT USED TO BE A TREE HOUSE #BUT THEY COULDN’T HEAR ME! #THEY WERE TOO BUSY LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH THEIR HEADPHONES #NOW I NEED TO REBUILD MY HOUSE BY MYSELF AGAIN #I NEED TO DO IT QUICK BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO RAIN SOON AND SOME OF MY ROPES AREN’T WATER RESISTANT! #NONE OF MY ROPES DIDNT BURN IN THE FIRE BY THE WAY! #IF THEY DID I WOULD BE SAD

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THEY JUST DISCONTINUED MY FAVORITE SINGLE BRAID JUTE ROPE BRAND!!!

#kirby oc #Rope MF #Kirby OC #waddle dee oc #I WILL POST ROPE OF THE WEEK TODAY BECAUSE I LOVE TALKING ABOUT ROPES #BUT I AM JUST SO SAD AND ANGRY #WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT!!! #IT WAS SUCH A GOOD ROPE #THERE ARE OTHER SINGLE BRAID JUTE ROPES BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS BIG ENOUGH TO SWING ON #NO ROPE FACT FOR THIS POST I AM TOO SAD TO GIVE A ROPE FACT #MY FAVORITE ROPE IS GONE #FIRST MY HOUSE NOW MY GO TO ROPE IS DISCONTINUED?!? #WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!??!! #NOW I NEED TO FIND A NEW TYPE OF ROPE?!? #THAT’S LIKE PICKING A FAVORITE CHILD!!!

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ROPE OF THE WEEK (2):

HAUL-MASTER 1/4 IN. X 50 FT. POLYPROPYLENE ROPE

FROM AQUA HARBOR FREIGHT

(Real equivalent equivalent to Harbor Freight)

HELLO! I’M ROPE MF AND I LOVE ROPES!!!

I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT MY ROPES EARLIER BUT KING DEDEDE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD TRY LEAVING THE FOREST MORE OFTEN

AND I ASKED HIM “WHY?” 

AND HE REPLIED “WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LEFT THE FOREST? DON’T INCLUDE THOSE MEETINGS WITH YOUR ROPE DEALERS.”

I TOLD HIM “YEARS.”

SO THEN HE SENT ME TO THE RAINBOW ISLANDS TO EXPLORE THEM FOR FIVE DAYS!

HE ALSO SENT ME SOME STAR COINS TO BUY FOOD BUT I BOUGHT ROPES INSTEAD!!!

I’M GOING TO TALK THIS ROPE I BOUGHT ON THE TRIP NOW!

WITH OVER 645 REVIEWS AND RATED AT 4.6 STARS

THIS POLYPROPYLENE ROPE IS A THREE-STRANDED TWIST ROPE

THAT MEANS IT'S NOT ONLY EASY TO HANDLE, BUT GREAT FOR THE OUTDOORS BECAUSE IT’S RESISTANT TO MILDEW AND MOLD

IT’S ALSO ROT-PROOF

IT’S ALSO DESIGNED TO FLOAT ON WATER

THAT MEANS IT WON’T SINK LIKE MY OLD ROPE DID!

I MISS MY ROPE SO MUCH…

(Rope MF needed a moment to mourn his lost rope)

ITS SLICK SURFACE IS GREAT BECAUSE IT PREVENTS IT FROM SNAGGING

WHICH MEANS IT’S EASIER TO DRAG WHILE WALKING AROUND THE FOREST LIKE I USUALLY DO!

THIS ROPE DOES NOT ONLY DOES ALL THE THINGS STATED BEFORE

BUT IT ALSO DOES. NOT. EASILY. FRAY.

THAT’S AMAZING!!!

THIS ROPE IS SUPER DURABLE

WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I CAN HOLD AND LOOK AT THIS ROPE FOR LONGER!!!

IT CAN ALSO HOLD UP TO 112 POUNDS!

112 POUNDS WORTH OF ROPES!!!

112 POUNDS WORTH OF ROPE MF!

ONE KING DEDEDE FROM 16 YEARS AGO! 

NOW, WE WILL NEED AT LEAST TWO HUAL-MASTER 1/4 IN. X 50 FT. POLYPROPYLENE ROPE TO CARRY KING DEDEDE

BUT MORE ROPES THE MERRIER!!!

YOU THINK THIS ROPE WOULD BE EXPENSIVE WITH HOW HIGH QUALITY IT IS BUT NO! IT COST 12 STAR COINS!!! THAT IS ALMOST 2 KIRBY BURGERS FROM THE WADDLE DEE CAFE

(Based off of some calculations, a star coin cost at least $0.18 and the rope in the real world cost $2.19 (I rounded it down and used the American system))

THAT’S WHY I BOUGHT MANY OF THEM!

I’VE BEEN USING THEM ALL AROUND THE HOUSE

FOR EXAMPLE:

I USED IT THE OTHER DAY TO TIE DOWN ITEMS AROUND MY HOUSE DURING A VERY STRONG WIND STORM

I USED IT THE OTHER DAY TO NOT GET BLOWN AWAY DURING THE WIND STORM

I HAVE ALSO BEEN USING IT TODAY TO DRAG LOGS AROUND BECAUSE MY HOME GOT DAMAGED DURING THE WIND STORM

A SINGLE LIGHTING-BOLT SHOT THROUGH MY HOUSE, SETTING IT ON FIRE!!!

THE ROPE IS A GREAT HELP!!!

IT’S MAKING CARRYING AND DRAGGING THINGS AROUND EASIER WHILE I’M REBUILDING MY HOME!

I RATE THIS ROPE A

10/10

#Rope MF #Kirby OC #Waddle Dee OC #The purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHERE I BOUGHT THIS ROPE I BOUGHT IT ON RIPPLE FIELD ISLAND #DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU’RE DEALING WITH A STUBBORN KNOT WITHIN YOUR ROPE #YOU CAN UNTIE IT BY RUBBING IT BETWEEN YOUR PALM AND A HARD SURFACE? #I USE THAT TIP ALL THE TIME BECAUSE WHEN SWINGING ON TREES I HAVE TO TIE THEM INTO KNOTS TO KEEP THE ROPE IN PLACE #AND SOME TIMES I TIE A ROPE A LITTLE TOO WELL #SO BEFORE I LEARNED THAT TRICK I WOULD SNAP OFF THE BRANCH THE ROPE WAS TIED TO AND SLOWLY WIGGLED IT OUT #WHICH WHISPY WOODS DID NOT APPRECIATE #SO WHEN I LEARNED THIS TRICK WHISPY WOODS FORGAVE ME AND WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS #(Whispy Woods mild annoyance became a burning hatred after dealing with Rope MF for years)

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HERE IS MY ROPE DEALER!!!

IF YOU WERE WONDERING HOW I GET ROPES FROM OUTSIDE OF DREAMLAND

HERE THEY ARE

THEIR NAME IS KOOBER DOO

THEY’RE REALLY COOL BECAUSE THEY SELL ME DOUBLE BRAIDED POLYETHYLENE ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED DRALON ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED NYLON ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED SISAL ROPE,S DOUBLE BRAIDED HEMP ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED MANILA ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED TWARON ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED LINEN ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED COTTON ROPES, DOUBLE BRAID RAYON ROPES, DOUBE BRAIDED JUTE ROPES, DOUBLE BRAIDED LIQUID CRYSTAL POLYMER ROPES, DOUBLE BRAI-

[The rest was cut off]

(Koober Doo main specialty is getting double braided ropes)

THEY’RE MY SECOND BEST ROPE DEALER BEHIND DEALER DEE

#kirby OC #kirby oc tournament #kirby fanart #Keeby #Waddle Dee OC #Rope MF #waddle doo #KOOBER DOO IS A BIT SHY SO THEY DIDN’T WANT ME TO TAKE A FULL PICTURE #I CAN SEE WHY THEY’RE VERY FUNNY LOOKING FOR A WADDLE DOO #DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DIAMETER OF THE ROPE AFFECTS THE STRENGTH AND DURABILITY OF THE ROPE? #THE THICKER THE ROPE THE LESS FLEXIBLE IT IS #THAT’S WHY I BRING DIFFERENT SIZES OF ROPES WITH ME #SO I HAVE A ROPE FOR ANY SITUATION #ROPES ARE SO USEFUL #I LOVE ROPES!!! #SOMETIMES I TRAVEL TO GET MY OWN ROPE BUT I GET LOST EASILY #I ONLY KNOW MY WAY AROUND WHISPY WOODS FOREST BECAUSE I USED TO LIVE THERE #I LOVE THE TREES THERE! I SWING ON THEM ALL THE TIME WITH MY TRUSTY ROPES

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[Big Update Ahead For The Rope MF Account]

(not really)

It took a lot of convincing and rope bribing

But Rope MF agree to no longer use the “ropes” tag anymore due to the content within that tag

#A Minty Message #Creator’s note on why (even though I don’t think I need to explain it but just in case) #I just feel kinda uncomfortable using a tag that’s so related to NSFW content for this silly account #Also the possibility of people liking these posts because haha rope post and somehow get recommended NSFW content #Like I ain’t gonna accidentally expose random people on the internet to NSFW that’s kinda weird #But idk how Tumblr works so maybe all of this isn’t necessary #Either way no shame on what you want to do behind close doors #But I’m a deadly mix of catholic and asexual so that stuff just isn’t my cup of tea

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ROPE OF THE WEEK (1):

T W EVANS CORDAGE - STAR MANILA ROPE

FROM HOME TERMINA-L

(Real world equivalent to Home Depot)

WITH OVER 110 REVIEWS AND RATED AT 4.5 STARS

THIS ROPE IS BOTH BRAIDED AND TWISTED

THATS SO AMAZING!!!

THE MATERIAL OF THE ROPE IS MADE OF BOTH MANILA AND POLYPROPYLENE

I LOVE THAT IT’S MADE OF TWO MATERIALS THAT MAKES IT COOLER!!!

THE THICKNESS OF THE ROPE RANGE FROM 1/4 IN. TO 3/4 IN AND CAN BE AS LONG AS 100 FT!!!

THAT MEANS MORE ROPE TO HOLD!

BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD BY KING DEDEDE THAT I SHOULDN'T HOLD MANILA ROPES ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY’RE SCRATCHY

I’M STILL GOING TO HOLD MANILA ROPES BECAUSE THAT FACT IS FALSE! MOST MANILA ROPES ARE ABRASIVE RESISTANT

SO THAT MEANS KING DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN BUYING SCRATCHY ROPES FALSELY ADVERTISED AS MANILA ROPES

IF I HAD TO GUESS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT, HE HAS BEEN BUYING STRAW ROPES

ISNT’T THIS ROPE JUST BEAUTIFUL?

WELL THAT’S BECAUSE IT WAS MADE FOR DECORATIVE AND LANDSCAPING PURPOSES!!!

I USE IT AS A WRAP FOR MY OUTDOOR FURNITURE AND FOR HANGING ROPES ON MY WALL BECAUSE I LOVE HOW THIS ROPE LOOKS!

I ALSO USE IT TO MAKE MY FENCES LOOK NICE

THE FENCES I USE TO KEEP OUT ANY ROBBERS WHO WANTS TO MESS WITH ME BY STEALING MY ROPES (DAROACH)

(+Some random waddle dees, Daroach only stole his rope one time btw, never again)

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE STEAL MY ROPE!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL SAD!!!

THIS ROPE IS ALSO VERY STURDY! HOLDING UP TO 300+ POUNDS!

THAT MEAN I CAN USE THIS ROPE TO HOLD 300+ POUNDS OF MORE ROPES

I RATE THIS ROPE A

10/10

#Rope MF #Kirby OC #waddle dee OC #Rope Of The Week #Kirby OC tournament #The purple text is from me mint-terms&conditions #DID YOU KNOW THE TYPE OF ROPE I USUALLY CARRY ON ME IS A SINGLE BRAID JUTE ROPE #THAT’S BECAUSE THE JUTE MATERIAL IS DURABLE BUT ALSO SOFT ON MY HANDS #IT IS ALSO GREAT FOR CLIMBING AND SWINGING #I LOVE CLIMBING AND SWINGING!!! #I ALSO LOVE ROPES!!!! #BRAIDED BECAUSE IT’S THE MOST COMMONLY SOLD TYPE OF ROPE AND VERY STURDY #AND A SINGLE BRAID BECAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A DOUBLE OR DIAMOND BRAID AS OFTEN AS A SINGLE BRAID #THAT’S BECAUSE A SINGLE BRAID ROPE IS EASIER TO MAKE COMPARED TO THE OTHERS #AND LET’S JUST SAY THE ROPE MAKERS IN DREAMLAND AREN’T AS WILLING TO PUT IN THE EFFORT TO MAKE STRONGER ROPES #I SOME TIMES HAVE TO BUY MY ROPE FROM OTHER PLACES ON POPSTAR OR EVEN ON DIFERENT PLANETS #I ALSO USED TO CARRY JUST FOUR ROPES ON ME BUT I SAVED UP MY MONEY TO BUY A FOURTH HAMMERSPACE POCKET SO NOW I CAN HOLD 5 ROPES #[Mint-terms&conditions limited the rope of the day series to rope of the week series]

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WHY IS THE “ROPES” HASTAG LIKE THAT?

#Rope MF #kirby oc #waddle dee oc #Full disclosure: The rope tags is very NSFW #DID YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD’S LONGEST ROPE MEASURE UP TO 5440 METERS? #I WISHED I HAD THAT ROPE #I LOVE ROPES!!!!

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I LOVE ROPES!!!!

#kirby oc #Rope MF #waddle dee oc #first post #Kirby OC tournament #I LOVE ROPES SO MUCH!!! #DID YOU KNOW THAT ROPES DATE BACK TO AROUND 8000BJE? (Before Jambastion Era) #THAT MEANS WADDLE DEES HAVE BEEN USING ROPES BEFORE I WAS BORN! #I WONDER IF ONE OF MY ANCESTOR LOVED ROPES AS MUCH AS ME