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itafushi sketch

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brothers

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When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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satosugu! but they’re frat boys at a party for an upcoming game LOL (someone plz write a frat stsg fic I NEED IT)

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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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They don't make men like Timothy Olyphant anymore.

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

#clown behavior

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ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”