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“You’re a legend, Fred.” “We’re all legends…”

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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

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me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

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come back… be here | t.s.

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this is how you countdown

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This was so incredibly heartwarming.

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reef squid

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everyone @ me for the coming months:

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Help. (via olliepots)

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Are you sure?

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leonardo dicaprio is neither a leo or capricorn hes a scorpio and that pisses me off

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are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for